Enjoy!
wanted to edit to make it more exciting but it's in .3gp cannot edit ><

Pppppppppppppppl.
Something nice is coming up soon.
Be patient! ^^

Saagy Waagy's Giant Cotton Candy

Okay, i'm gonna talk about 2 things.

1. I had a weird dream last night which I would like to share with you all.

It started with me in the middle of ISH doing physics prelims paper 1. There was this simple but difficult harmonic motion question and I couldn't decide whether it should be B or C. I was biting my pen and pulling my hair when suddenly time stopped. I realised I can use this opportunity to look at other ppl's answers. I went around. Shiqian chose B, Zhangqiao chose B, Dominic chose B and Brandon chose B. Finally, I was in front of Ronald Chan's paper. He chose C. I was really really troubled. Should I trust a thousand unanimous answers from other ppl or should I have faith in the infallibility of Ronald? In the end, I chose C. ^^

2. To remain contactable with one another after our graduation, and even decades later, is important. (especially when you have a ronald chan as your classmate)

So I came up with this idea of a class yearbook and I need a team to make it come true. I have in my mind ben as the artistic director and 2 more volunteers. Pls volunteer enthuly! Thanks.

panic at b44 - mugging is the most fun a 6Per can have without asking for recommendation from mr lee

P, C, M, X just to get me along -
It's a difficulty and I'm biting on my tongue,
And I, I keep mugging, keeping me together.
People around gotta find something to stop me.

Holding back, everyday the same.
Don't wanna be a |0n3r.
Listen to me, oh no -
I want to be a relativistic physicist,
But with nothing to consider,
They forget my name.

They call me "leaf",
They call me "scary A".
They call me "ju yao",
They call me "fish".
That's not my name,
That's not my name,
That's not my name,
That's not my name.

They call me "canteen king",
But I'm a mugger.
Maybe "sex",
Always the same.
That's not my name,
That's not my name,
That's not my name,
That's not my name.

I miss the catch if they throw me the ball,
I'm the last kid leaving the library every night.
Keep up, falling, these books they keep me boring,
Getting perked up and sitting for Prelims now.

So alone all the time and I lock myself away
Listen to me, I'm not -
Although I'm messed up, out and all with everything considered
They forget my name.

They call me "nic-nic",
They call me "xiaozhu".
They call me "bencakes",
They call me "yo!" (lihsia/celeste)
That's not my name,
That's not my name,
That's not my name,
That's not my name.

They say I teleport,
But I'm just a nice guy.
Call me "the man",
Always the same.
That's not my name,
That's not my name,
That's not my name,
That's not my name.

[Are you calling me ccp?]
[Your IS has got me on my knees, it's killing me =(]

A new round of common tests will commence tomorrow!!!!

Will scary A continue her scary legacy?
Will ronald still get his primary school results?
Will brandon get 26/30 for ki essay again because his handwriting is so illegible and the marker doesn't understand?
Will lixing still be grounded at home?

omg my mum's coming. bye... see you guys tmr!!

i shld be aslp. or mugging at least. but im thinking of the soccer girls, and how far we've come since last year. and the vjc semis on wednesday. so vj's really good, they've gt national players and they're top favourites for champs this year. and we're a rowdy bunch with a fraction of the experience they have.

heh. wtv. we've got twice the heart, we've got twice spirit. we'll give it 110% effort. we're gna be proud of the way we refuse to give up, the way we fight as a team.

so we're nowhere as good as the guys. and girls playing soccer, is well, rather embarassing and extremely unglam. (heh). but i'm looking forward to seeing what we can do. it feels different, it's a new sport, a new team. but it feels wonderful to be part of a collective effort in pushing each other and striving together.

im so very very proud to be a soccer girl.
go raffles!

sigh.talk about rising food prices and widespread hunger in the LDCs.
some of the DC[developing countries,not direct current]-kiddos seriously dunno how to appreciate food.

yh's latest update

yh bathed, she's clean now!
yh smiles. i've never seen her smile like this before.
it was a mona lihsia smile.

One Year down the road.... says Ronald

April 2007:
Our Class blog was born thanks to LX, lihsia claim we are 6perverts. we establish ourselves as muggers according to ronald. CF has lots of hard mugs at home. yihui maluated hrself in RRock conc. LX attempts to organise class outings. yihui attempts to blog about her day. Muggers introduced to southpark. Major uproar. maybe not. benedict not in our class yet. yutong zhangqiao and sex went thru their first gay photoshoot. BK whines. Ms C breaks up yutong and kb paving th way for new relationships. smart move. LX is the official storyteller. PL loves watermelons. LX does indepth research on SQ and yutongand. Yezi is damn mugger. Lihsia is a monkey. CF and longzhao are brathers in a photoshoot. courtesy of LX. bk emos on nuts. ronald whines not being camwhore. benedict still not in our class. Bk posts up model answer. Ben hacked into our class blog because he's still not in 6p but blogged. yihui is a vegetable. PI IS DUE! XDXDXDXD KI post is up and i really dont understand it except it has a girl and ivan. ZQ wins the napfa olympics. dominic dominates seet-ups. LX decides that SPA suxs with help from sagaana. yezi cried watching kiwi. lixing laughed watching kiwi. A-li decides that celeste smells nice. yihui says that yezi says that benedict is very huggable. how is that possible? benedict is not in our class yet. Ronald establishes his status in lonely hearts club with help from chemistry formulas. (ronald is still in lonely hearts club) bk whines no class outing still. he is joined by LX. timothy blogged some jokes. Bk zimos with evidence from lx. first milestone acheived: a class outing with 5 ppl.

May 2007
to be continued.

Transcript
LX: i think its instantaneous outpouring of our emotions.
RC: Yah, no need to change.
LX: *laughs*
RC: HARH?
YH: *laughs*
LX: why dont you go shower?
YH: you all are disgusting ppl.
LX: we are nice ppl

THE END

ben is tired. ronald and lx engages in pillow fights. yihui knocked out already. sagaana remains as the silent killer.

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yihui doesnt bathe. dirty girl no? aiyoh. go bathe. be clean. noooooo says yihui. k fine remain dirty. hmph.

ronald loves the backspace key. maybe he progress too quickly that he doesnt look back very often. thats why backspace is so nice to him.

sagaana is silent.. ..... ...... ...... ........... .................. ........................... ................................................

Lixing thinks that everyone is stupid. he wants the world to stop it and listen to him. quite emo no?

ben is bored. he's typing this. he types everything. damn it. but i'm still not in the class. i'm da hacker. l33t h4ck3r. XDXDXD

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Harry Potter and the Chamber of 6P!

6P ppl srsly rock. Cos they have a lot of good fun together, and show a lot of class spirit when coming to support the chamber concert! (though this is a little lag...) But Yihui Samuel Dom and Remus are all very grateful to all the cool ppl who came to watch =D

Look here is a really cool photo that we all took after the concert!

Dom looks very happy!

Yay here is another pic in the EMPTY PAC! Choreographed by our resident arty-farty BENNN.


























Hmm why the title "harry potter". Actually I have no idea but it sounds cool =) Maybe cos Potter starts with a P! But so does Puehleng... like, Psycho Puehleng Picking Pickled Peanuts.
She had this completely ownage imba solo in the guitar concert! woowoowoo! Puehleng Pro Pwnage. There was also a very ginky performance during guitar, but the photo should be R rated so I won't post it.
Hope all the other concerts like CO (Joyce Yezi) and Harmoc (Timothy) and Chorale (Ivan) (and hope i didnt forget any) all go well and funnn!

12, not 13. Part 5

It’s the 19th September 2013. The headline of every newspaper read, “Alien Invasion!”. Below was an excerpt from the Straits Times article.
“This is the message from the invading aliens. ‘Inhabitants of planet Earth. We are from the distant galaxy BK 1213. Our intelligence revealed that Earth is currently overpopulated by immoral people. Our mission on this planet is therefore, to kill every single immoral people on Earth and cleanse Earth of its filth. Those who have committed immoral acts, prepared to be doomed.”

In retrospect, I had never done any immoral acts since I’m a super pure and innocent boy. I breathed a sigh of relief as I continue my walk home. Suddenly, a guy knocked into me in a hurry. I looked at the person. He seemed vaguely familiar.

Guy: omg, lixing. you better help me.
Me: brandon? omg, how are you?

Brandon was the super duper screwed up ex-classmate of mine who had done tons of screwed up stuffs such as ponning school everyday. He looked as if he was possessed. Drips of cold sweat could be seen on his face. He was obviously suffering from great fear and anxiety.

Brandon: you’ve got to help me this time, i’m being chased down by the aliens.
Me: expected lah, you’re so super screwed up. so what did you do to make the aliens chase after you?
Brandon: i, i, i cannot tell you.
Me: i’m not gonna help you if you don’t tell me what you did.

At the same time, a dozen aliens, armed with stun guns and electromagnetic handcuffs, arrived. Brandon, in a shock, scampered off. I ran after Brandon. Eventually, we ran into a dead alley. The aliens closed up and surrounded us. We had nowhere to run. (Actually it should be Brandon has nowhere to run since I’m not the one being chased after.)

Aliens: escape no more, brandon. prepared to die.
Brandon: no don’t kill me, i don’t deserve to die.
Aliens: our intelligence shows that you’re not virgin since …… 13…… i mean……
Brandon: yes i’m not a virgin since 13. lixing, only you can help me now. go look for Ronald Chan, he has the power to go back in time. you can then stop me when I was 13.
Me: ok. i see to it that you’re my ex-classmate, i’ll help you this time.
Brandon: thank you so much.

The aliens proceeded on to handcuff Brandon and brought him back to their UFO for execution. Immediately, I took a taxi to Ronald Chan’s house. I was about to press the doorbell when the door opened by itself. Ronald Chan was sitting on a armchair with his back facing me. A strong aura of knowledge and intelligence was emitted from his presence.

Ronald Chan: i’ve been expecting you, mr. sun.
Me: i’m here to……
Ronald Chan: i know, i know. i know why you’re here. i know everything.
Me: May i…….
Ronald Chan: i know, i know. yes, you may.
Me: so………
Ronald Chan: i know, i know. i’ll tell you how.
Me: ………
Ronald Chan: i know, i know. you don’t have to explain.
Me: ….
Ronald Chan: i know, i know. you should save him.
Me:
Ronald Chan: i know, i know. you’ll show you the path.
Me: -.-
Ronald Chan: i know, i know. just follow me.

I followed Ronald Chan on a mysterious meandering path that led to a vast laboratory wider than the Grand Canyon and taller than the sky. A gigantic, resplendent time capsule sat right at the center of the laboratory in all its grandeur. The sight of Ronald Chan’s lab totally revered me and I was stunned for 4 sec (suay).

Me:
Ronald Chan: i know, i know. enter the capsule here. so which year do you intend to go?
Me: it’s…….
Ronald Chan: i know, i know. you’re on your way. ronaldchanspeed.

The next moment I knew, I was inside Ronald Chan’s lab back in 1913. I saw the young Ronald Chan when he was still sec 1 standing in front of me.

Me: hello, i ………
Young Ronald Chan: i know, i know. do whatever you have to do.
Me: -.-
Young Ronald Chan: i know, i know. i know everything.

I took a taxi to Brandon’s house. He was celebrating his 13th birthday with his girlfriend. I closely observed them as dusk fell. They went into Brandon’s room and started to get touchy. I quickly ran in and stopped them.

Me: brandon, you’ve got to stop.
Brandon: who are you? what are you doing here?
Me: i’m you soon-to-be classmate. anyway I come from the future year 2013. you’ve been killed by aliens because you did a very immoral thing when you’re young. and you begged me to go back in time to stop you from doing it. So here I’m stopping you from what you’re doing now.
Brandon: i don’t really care if i’m gonna die or not, i'm already so super screwed up. anyway it’s like 10 years away from now, i don't really care about my future.
Me: please, i promise brandon to stop you and i’ll do it. so stop what you’re doing.
Brandon: okay fine fine fine. i’ll stop.

With my mission completed, I happily hopped back to Ronald Chan’s lab. As I entered the time capsule, I took one last look at the young Ronald Chan.

Me: ……
Young Ronald Chan: i know, i know. just go. ronaldchanspeed.

I was once again, inside Ronald Chan’s lab in 2013. I looked at Ronald Chan and wanted to say thank you before I was about to leave but he interrupted me again.

Ronald Chan: i know………
Me: shut up! i know that you know what i know. But just because you know what i know doesn’t mean i don’t have to say what I know even though you know it and you must keep on telling me that you know what i know by saying “i know i know”.
Ronald Chan: i……
Me: SHUT UP!

I left Ronald Chan’s lab and ran straight to the dead alley where Brandon was caught. When I arrived there………

Aliens: escape no more, brandon. prepared to die.
Brandon: no don’t kill me, i don’t deserve to die.
Aliens: our intelligence shows that you’re not virgin since 13, i mean 12.
Aliens: escape no more, brandon. prepared to die.
Brandon: yes i know i’m a virgin since 13, i mean 12. lixing, only you can help me now. go look for ronald chan, he has the power to go back in time. you can then stop me when i was 13, i mean 12.
Me: oh ya? so you were not a virgin since 13, i mean 12, not 13?
Brandon: please you have to help me this time.
Me: you’re right, go to hell brandon!

As he was handcuffed and carried away, his begging still can be heard.
Brandon: please go back to when i was 13, i mean 12. please, it’s 12, not 13, i mean 12, not 13, i mean 12…………….

With all my effort spent going back to when he was 13, I’m not gonna go back to when he was 12. Damn it. Brandon deserved to die.

Some new things I discovered about potentiometer when mugging dc circuit last night.

Firstly, the derivation of a formula to calculate internal resistance of a battery without using stupid formulae such as v=ri and v=e-ir. (Refer to diagram on page 10 of dc notes)


Advantage: can do a lot of simple questions with this formula, such as example 6 in notes.
Disadvantage: realise a lot of cheem-er questions such the one in tutorial wickedly alter their first circuit. as such you cannot use this formula.

Secondly, the realisation that the value of current is the same for both circuits in the potentiometer.

I know this one sounds a bit weird because there is supposed to be no current flowing through the second circuit. But I proved it both common sensically and mathematically.

Common sense proof:
Since both circuits kinda share a portion of the long resistance wire, and the potential difference between the portion of wire and its resistance are always constant, it follows that the current for that portion of wire is the same for both circuits. Since current is same throughout a circuit, the currents for both circuits are the same.

Mathematical proof:

(In the middle part, I separated the circuit just to make sure stubborn ppl who refuse to admit that there is current can see the current.)

Advantage: can do no matter how cheem questions (such as the challenging question in tutorial) very fast, as long as there are only two circuits. simply use V1/R1=V2/R2.
Disadvantage: cannot do questions which got extra resistors connected parallel to the second circuit. (like the set-up which is used to determine internal resistance)

6p girls at take 5! XD


lol. XD. its a cambodian poster abt dengue fever or smthg.



XD. puehleng is an endless source of entertainment. XDXD.

lixing is not the most responsible rep in class, because that's meee XDXD.

today's ki lesson was highly exciting
you can ask ivan for the details

I demand that Lixing continues with 12, not 13.

Our blog's dying? Oh no. Anyway, to liven up everyone here, I shall take you to a video. Credits to the videomaker. Great fun watching it.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=r8JexiISPNk

bloody amusingg.

Class Outing.

1st of Jan.
Meet at Somerset MRT!
12 Noon!
Eat lunch together!
Then Cine Kbox!
Bring at least $15!

I'm organising a pre-school class outing.
The dates possible are 31st, 1st, 2nd, 3rd.
It will be a KBOX (a place where you can sing lousily and laugh at other ppl's lousy singing so it's quite fun).
You don't have to be a pop star to come because everyone sings very lousily except maybe for pop star yihui.
So I'll be calling you to ask whether you can come or not and which day you want.
Please make the days free for this class outing.
It's for a very "crucial" thing called class bonding.
Please don't give excuses like I can't sing.
Seriously, nobody sings well, but it's fun to sing together.

this amuses me. its the most random, the most annoying song ever.
llamas are cuteee!

http://www.albinoblacksheep.com/flash/llama


oh and try this too.
if you type google into google and google it, then the world will get caught up in an infinite logic loop and everything will get sucked into a black hole.
go try it. i dare you too.


okay fine, it doesnt work. XD

So, me, cellie, pam, daizi, and sandy went for the engin quest for 2 days at nus.
For the second day afternoon, we're supposed to go to the industry areas for field trip.
Daizi, as usual being a leaf, went to the yokogawa plant.
The rest of us went to st. john's island.
On the trip, there is this nus engineering undergrad, by the name of Matthew Wu.
He followed us to st. john's island.
He is good-looking.
And celeste's eyes are all over him.

It became super obvious when there is one time she kept on staring at him for like n seconds without realising, like practically mesmerised.
I was like, "oi, stop staring".
Subsequently, she became 神不守舍 and was often found to be 目不转睛 de staring at him.
When we came back from the island and during the certificates presentation, cellie dared sandy to take photo with him.
cellie: i dare u to say "i lost my photo can i have urs" to him.
sandy: if i did how?
cellie: i treat u to a milkshake.
sandy: okay.
Then sandy went to that guy.
I felt damn embarrassed and went to bang the wall.

sandy: excuse me.
matthew: yes?
sandy: i lost my photo, can i have urs?
matthew: huh?
sandy: i'm doing this for a milkshake.
matthew: okay.
Then cellie took the photo for them.
sandy: my friend wants to have ur number can?
matthew: huh?
sandy: celeste, you can have his number.
Then celeste ran away.

Pls lah, it's super duper embarrassing pls.
It makes rj girls like super despo and like rj is a girl's school like that.
I almost killed myself.
Anyway, sandy is kind enough to send me the pic.
he's quite a nice guy. somemore got do the V pose. hahaha
cellie is a very very wrong girl.

anyway cellie, it's newtonian. ><

Hope u guys enjoy the "class chalet".
I miss the class.

this is what happens when ben discovers your I+R draft

I&R

Process
- working relationships with groupmates
brilliant
lixing ronald benedict and sagaana are the best people on earth
- interviews
- technical hiccups
Conversion of files takes alot of time and memory space. It underlines the importance of a good computer and shows why the mac is better than the PC. In future, i will draw from this experience and use the right tools, instead of placing my hopes on the lousy PC. Putting all the eggs in one basket is never good.


Miscellaneous

PW blogpost no.2

Handphones, Computers, Videocams
Technology is the bane of PW
Discuss
Not GP Not OP
But OP

Maturity levels on the drop
Tones and semi-tone
The individual who is tone deaf
Disbelief, distrust, discontent
Clashes but not riot

Time goes by,
Signalling the end of the day
To wrap up much like a taco
All good things come to an end
And we have learnt much
Not from Kolff
But from one another

---RJ206, 0n3r

Interesting quotes

- Which kidney can picture a life without dialysis machine? (Lixing)

- Zi shang tan bing (Ronald)

Bonding

- Eating at food place neaar LX's house

- MSN at yihui's hse

- Filming in the rain

- Written report ftw

- Bridge till 4am, icecream as a grp

help me.
my pw group is taking over my house.
D: D:

chicken tastes like beef.
I mean, beef tastes like chicken.

save me
pw is taking over my life.
D: D:

got space inside. remember that.
i am not dying. remember that.
i am typing. remember that.

bully me.
Rs are taking over my linguistic abilities.
D: D:

i remembered my space (:

mature is immature
immature is mature.
which is which? Only Ronald knows.
for Ronald is the heaven
and I am (figure it out on your own)

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HELL

hmmm. i miss the class!

Some pics from class adventure camp and nat day.
Thx to cellie!

Emoooooo. XD

Okay first off i would like to say i've been a virgin since 13, oops i mean 12. and secondly the stories are funny. XD and lastly the below story is something that i just came up with because i felt weird and wanted to write something about stuff falling off. i wanted to write leaf but for obvious reasons it would sound weird so i changed every leaf to petal and there you go you have a really lousy story with no link and it doesnt even make sense to me but its so limited to use language to express how you feel so i dunno why i even try rarr i'm ranting sorreh.

And please, if you find this doesnt make sense, ignore it and move on. XD i dunno why i even posted it here. sorry. just wanted to share sth with u guys. yupp.




A single petal falls to the ground.

He stares at it blankly, not understanding its significance. He is such a kid.

Another petal falls to the ground.

He starts to wonder, why the petals are falling. He looks up to see dozens of flowers above him, in the giant towering tree they call ....

Another petal falls to the ground.

Bending over, he picks up a petal and examines it. Within the petal its depth of colour enchanting and insinuating and tempting, alluring him to step within. And he does, mesmerized by its charm and beauty.

And he is such a kid, to be captivated by the superficial and common charm of a petal.

yet he is more, much, much more than the best of us all. Because he can be captivated so by the common charm of a petal.



The wind blows. A shower of petals rain upon him, drenching him in their fragrance.

He takes a deep breath of fresh air, taking in the moment, living in the present, uncaring about the future. or more significantly, the past. And he just stands there, breathing, living, existing, as if all in this world could be condensed to this simple moment, as if all he had to do, all he was to do, all he was destined to do, was to just take this magnifique picturesque snapshot of time and nature and life in its elemental beauty.

Suddenly, like breaking the spell or enchantment, he coughs.

The sound travels far and wide, to the furthest ends of the earth and the deepest depths of the oceans. it echoes and echoes, neverending, its harsh hacking sound penetrating the myth of serenity and permeating the atmosphere with its severity. In the instant, the shower of petals cease, and as he turns up to look he finds that there is but one petal left, hanging by a thread. THe cough pierces the momentary silence like a knife through skin, splitting it cleanly and leaving its markings forever etched in blood. .... is dying.

He is stunned by that realization. .... is dying.

maybe he isnt such a kid anymore.


he hears the little voices in his head, talking, whispering, shouting, cajoling, screaming, ordering, entertaining, trying to get a hold on him. ".... is dying!" they say. "shut up," he screams silently back at the tide of voices threatening to overwhelm him. "Listen to me" says a voice. "listen to us."

"BUT YOU GUYS SAID THAT HE AND SHE WOULD LAST FOREVER BUT THEY DIDNT." he retorted.

and that was that.

so is .... dying?



the petal still hangs by a thread, waiting for the answer.

If you know the answer will you tell me? please? just so i can tell the kid who isnt such a kid anymore.


He waits everyday, waiting to see if the single petal falls to the ground.

Happy Mid-Autumn Festival.
Stop mugging and go appreciate the moon now!

Okay ppl. I figure that I need some time to get into a mood to mug and promos is really coming soon. So I won't be writing anymore of 12, not 13 until after promos. I'm so sorry.

Anyway, how about a class outing on Saturday!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
We can have fun!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Please come okay?

Dun give stupid reasons such as:
1. i have china study test on monday.
2. i need to rehearse for op.
3. i need to do my mini-is.
4. i have post-promo blues.

Main point is, just come okay? If not after we take back promos and you get grounded at home, you won't be able to come out to play anymore.

12, not 13. Part 4

The siren sounded.
I was stunned when I heard what the captain had just announced.

Captain: attention all passengers, we've struck a school of swordfishes and the ship is now very holey, we're going down. however, we have enough lifeboats for me and my family. so don't worry and panic about us. if u wish to survive, pls tie ur pyjamas up and use them as floats as how u're taught in swimming lessons. those who didn't go for swimming lesson before, lessons will be conducted in the common pool every tuesday 9am to 10am. it'll be $90 per lesson per person. sign up for the lessons early as place is limited. good night and have sweet shipwreck.

Wth? The captain is out of his mind.
Luckily I took swimming lessons before.
I quickly took out my pajamas and tied it up. I thought it wasn't safe enough so i tied a few more.
I ran out of my room and rushed to the deck.

I tripped over a person as I was running on the deck.
It was Brandon, covering his head with his hands and crying.

Me: omg why are u on the same ship as me? oh gosh. this ship is ill-fated to have u as its passenger and so suay shipwrecked. anw can u go and stop stoning here?
Brandon: i can't go, i nv go for swimming lessons before, i dunnoe how to tie pyjamas. i need to go to the common pool now and sign up for lessons.
Me: omg i can't believe u're more stupid than brandon. i'll give u one of my pajamas, let's go now before we both die.
Brandon: okay.

I dragged Brandon along the deck until we were at a safe place from the commotion.
We sat down. Brandon was crying.

Me: can u shut up?

Brandon cried even louder.

Me: shut up!
Brandon: i'm scared...... i don't want to die. i'm a coward. i don't want to die.
Me: i know u're a coward okay, just shut up!
Brandon: okay.

After n minutes.......

Brandon: are we sinking yet?
Me: yes we are sinking, but super slowly.

After another n minutes.......

Me: i can't believe the captain is having candle light dinner on the lifeboat while enjoying the scenery of the shipwreck.
Brandon: lixing, i really dun want to die. i really dun want to die. please save me.
Me: SHUT UP!

After another n minutes.......

Me: okay, i think the deck is reaching the water soon. get ready ur pyjamas?
Brandon: omg i left my Plato's Republic in my room, i've got to take it along.
Me: can u stop being a freaking philophile and get ur pyjamas ready?
Brandon: nooooo. plato's republic is my life. oh ya, and my decartes meditations, hume's treatise, locke's human understanding.
Me: u go to hell lah u. u go back to get ur whatever philophilic stuffs. i'm going off.

Brandon ran back to his room to retrieve his books while I joined in with 3 other passengers and prepared to jump into the water.

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We found a large steel scrap and climb onto it. We were temporarily relieved but still desperately looked out for rescue.

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After an hour, we saw an UFO (unidentified floating object) on the water. It was floating nearer and nearer to us.
It was the philophile, Brandon, again. His left arm was holding onto the pyjamas that I gave him and his right arm was holding on to his philophilic stuffs, preventing them from touching water.

Brandon: pls, save me. lixing. save me.
Me: can u throw away ur philophilic stuffs first? we cant afford to have those heavy stuff here.
Brandon: no, they're my precioussssssssss.
Me: then u can go to hell with ur preciousssssssssss.
Brandon: fine, i'll throw them away. promise me u'll let me on.
Me: okay, sure.

Brandon, after much hesitation, dumped his philophilic stuffs into the sea. When I was going to pull Brandon up, one of the guys spoke.......

One of the guys: wait a minute. what makes him so special that he can get on here? u well know that we're going to sink already.
Me: errrrrrrr, he's my gd fren?
One of the guys: so what if he's ur gd fren?
Me: so i should save him?
One of the guys: no that's not the case, unless u can tell me something special about him.

I stoned awhile to think of some special things about Brandon.

Me: he's super screwed up?
One of the guys: i'm super screwed up too.
Me: he pons school 3 times a week?
One of the guys: i pon school 3 times a week too.
Me: he has no life and mugs everyday?
One of the guys: i have no life too and plays CS everyday.
Me: okay, i know something that surely u're not.
One of the guys: what?
Me: he's not a virgin since 13.
One of the guys: haha, i'm not a virgin since 13 too.

Brandon, although dying out of energy and was in a semi-conscious state, managed to speak.

Brandon: no u're wrong, i was just.......
Me: oh ya, i was wrong, he's not a virgin since 12. i'm so sry brandon, i've undermined ur screwed-up-ness.
Brandon: it's okay. a lot of ppl do.
One of the guys: omg, u're not a virgin since 12? that totally pwns me.
Me: of course. now can he get on?
One of the guys: of course. please get on, mr. not virgin since 13, i mean 12. u've earned ur place of honour.
Everybody: hail the lord of not virgin since 13, i mean 12.

For once Brandon was saved and didn't die. Thanks to 12, not 13.