One Year down the road.... says Ronald

April 2007:
Our Class blog was born thanks to LX, lihsia claim we are 6perverts. we establish ourselves as muggers according to ronald. CF has lots of hard mugs at home. yihui maluated hrself in RRock conc. LX attempts to organise class outings. yihui attempts to blog about her day. Muggers introduced to southpark. Major uproar. maybe not. benedict not in our class yet. yutong zhangqiao and sex went thru their first gay photoshoot. BK whines. Ms C breaks up yutong and kb paving th way for new relationships. smart move. LX is the official storyteller. PL loves watermelons. LX does indepth research on SQ and yutongand. Yezi is damn mugger. Lihsia is a monkey. CF and longzhao are brathers in a photoshoot. courtesy of LX. bk emos on nuts. ronald whines not being camwhore. benedict still not in our class. Bk posts up model answer. Ben hacked into our class blog because he's still not in 6p but blogged. yihui is a vegetable. PI IS DUE! XDXDXDXD KI post is up and i really dont understand it except it has a girl and ivan. ZQ wins the napfa olympics. dominic dominates seet-ups. LX decides that SPA suxs with help from sagaana. yezi cried watching kiwi. lixing laughed watching kiwi. A-li decides that celeste smells nice. yihui says that yezi says that benedict is very huggable. how is that possible? benedict is not in our class yet. Ronald establishes his status in lonely hearts club with help from chemistry formulas. (ronald is still in lonely hearts club) bk whines no class outing still. he is joined by LX. timothy blogged some jokes. Bk zimos with evidence from lx. first milestone acheived: a class outing with 5 ppl.

May 2007
to be continued.

Transcript
LX: i think its instantaneous outpouring of our emotions.
RC: Yah, no need to change.
LX: *laughs*
RC: HARH?
YH: *laughs*
LX: why dont you go shower?
YH: you all are disgusting ppl.
LX: we are nice ppl

THE END

ben is tired. ronald and lx engages in pillow fights. yihui knocked out already. sagaana remains as the silent killer.

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yihui doesnt bathe. dirty girl no? aiyoh. go bathe. be clean. noooooo says yihui. k fine remain dirty. hmph.

ronald loves the backspace key. maybe he progress too quickly that he doesnt look back very often. thats why backspace is so nice to him.

sagaana is silent.. ..... ...... ...... ........... .................. ........................... ................................................

Lixing thinks that everyone is stupid. he wants the world to stop it and listen to him. quite emo no?

ben is bored. he's typing this. he types everything. damn it. but i'm still not in the class. i'm da hacker. l33t h4ck3r. XDXDXD

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Harry Potter and the Chamber of 6P!

6P ppl srsly rock. Cos they have a lot of good fun together, and show a lot of class spirit when coming to support the chamber concert! (though this is a little lag...) But Yihui Samuel Dom and Remus are all very grateful to all the cool ppl who came to watch =D

Look here is a really cool photo that we all took after the concert!

Dom looks very happy!

Yay here is another pic in the EMPTY PAC! Choreographed by our resident arty-farty BENNN.


























Hmm why the title "harry potter". Actually I have no idea but it sounds cool =) Maybe cos Potter starts with a P! But so does Puehleng... like, Psycho Puehleng Picking Pickled Peanuts.
She had this completely ownage imba solo in the guitar concert! woowoowoo! Puehleng Pro Pwnage. There was also a very ginky performance during guitar, but the photo should be R rated so I won't post it.
Hope all the other concerts like CO (Joyce Yezi) and Harmoc (Timothy) and Chorale (Ivan) (and hope i didnt forget any) all go well and funnn!

12, not 13. Part 5

It’s the 19th September 2013. The headline of every newspaper read, “Alien Invasion!”. Below was an excerpt from the Straits Times article.
“This is the message from the invading aliens. ‘Inhabitants of planet Earth. We are from the distant galaxy BK 1213. Our intelligence revealed that Earth is currently overpopulated by immoral people. Our mission on this planet is therefore, to kill every single immoral people on Earth and cleanse Earth of its filth. Those who have committed immoral acts, prepared to be doomed.”

In retrospect, I had never done any immoral acts since I’m a super pure and innocent boy. I breathed a sigh of relief as I continue my walk home. Suddenly, a guy knocked into me in a hurry. I looked at the person. He seemed vaguely familiar.

Guy: omg, lixing. you better help me.
Me: brandon? omg, how are you?

Brandon was the super duper screwed up ex-classmate of mine who had done tons of screwed up stuffs such as ponning school everyday. He looked as if he was possessed. Drips of cold sweat could be seen on his face. He was obviously suffering from great fear and anxiety.

Brandon: you’ve got to help me this time, i’m being chased down by the aliens.
Me: expected lah, you’re so super screwed up. so what did you do to make the aliens chase after you?
Brandon: i, i, i cannot tell you.
Me: i’m not gonna help you if you don’t tell me what you did.

At the same time, a dozen aliens, armed with stun guns and electromagnetic handcuffs, arrived. Brandon, in a shock, scampered off. I ran after Brandon. Eventually, we ran into a dead alley. The aliens closed up and surrounded us. We had nowhere to run. (Actually it should be Brandon has nowhere to run since I’m not the one being chased after.)

Aliens: escape no more, brandon. prepared to die.
Brandon: no don’t kill me, i don’t deserve to die.
Aliens: our intelligence shows that you’re not virgin since …… 13…… i mean……
Brandon: yes i’m not a virgin since 13. lixing, only you can help me now. go look for Ronald Chan, he has the power to go back in time. you can then stop me when I was 13.
Me: ok. i see to it that you’re my ex-classmate, i’ll help you this time.
Brandon: thank you so much.

The aliens proceeded on to handcuff Brandon and brought him back to their UFO for execution. Immediately, I took a taxi to Ronald Chan’s house. I was about to press the doorbell when the door opened by itself. Ronald Chan was sitting on a armchair with his back facing me. A strong aura of knowledge and intelligence was emitted from his presence.

Ronald Chan: i’ve been expecting you, mr. sun.
Me: i’m here to……
Ronald Chan: i know, i know. i know why you’re here. i know everything.
Me: May i…….
Ronald Chan: i know, i know. yes, you may.
Me: so………
Ronald Chan: i know, i know. i’ll tell you how.
Me: ………
Ronald Chan: i know, i know. you don’t have to explain.
Me: ….
Ronald Chan: i know, i know. you should save him.
Me:
Ronald Chan: i know, i know. you’ll show you the path.
Me: -.-
Ronald Chan: i know, i know. just follow me.

I followed Ronald Chan on a mysterious meandering path that led to a vast laboratory wider than the Grand Canyon and taller than the sky. A gigantic, resplendent time capsule sat right at the center of the laboratory in all its grandeur. The sight of Ronald Chan’s lab totally revered me and I was stunned for 4 sec (suay).

Me:
Ronald Chan: i know, i know. enter the capsule here. so which year do you intend to go?
Me: it’s…….
Ronald Chan: i know, i know. you’re on your way. ronaldchanspeed.

The next moment I knew, I was inside Ronald Chan’s lab back in 1913. I saw the young Ronald Chan when he was still sec 1 standing in front of me.

Me: hello, i ………
Young Ronald Chan: i know, i know. do whatever you have to do.
Me: -.-
Young Ronald Chan: i know, i know. i know everything.

I took a taxi to Brandon’s house. He was celebrating his 13th birthday with his girlfriend. I closely observed them as dusk fell. They went into Brandon’s room and started to get touchy. I quickly ran in and stopped them.

Me: brandon, you’ve got to stop.
Brandon: who are you? what are you doing here?
Me: i’m you soon-to-be classmate. anyway I come from the future year 2013. you’ve been killed by aliens because you did a very immoral thing when you’re young. and you begged me to go back in time to stop you from doing it. So here I’m stopping you from what you’re doing now.
Brandon: i don’t really care if i’m gonna die or not, i'm already so super screwed up. anyway it’s like 10 years away from now, i don't really care about my future.
Me: please, i promise brandon to stop you and i’ll do it. so stop what you’re doing.
Brandon: okay fine fine fine. i’ll stop.

With my mission completed, I happily hopped back to Ronald Chan’s lab. As I entered the time capsule, I took one last look at the young Ronald Chan.

Me: ……
Young Ronald Chan: i know, i know. just go. ronaldchanspeed.

I was once again, inside Ronald Chan’s lab in 2013. I looked at Ronald Chan and wanted to say thank you before I was about to leave but he interrupted me again.

Ronald Chan: i know………
Me: shut up! i know that you know what i know. But just because you know what i know doesn’t mean i don’t have to say what I know even though you know it and you must keep on telling me that you know what i know by saying “i know i know”.
Ronald Chan: i……
Me: SHUT UP!

I left Ronald Chan’s lab and ran straight to the dead alley where Brandon was caught. When I arrived there………

Aliens: escape no more, brandon. prepared to die.
Brandon: no don’t kill me, i don’t deserve to die.
Aliens: our intelligence shows that you’re not virgin since 13, i mean 12.
Aliens: escape no more, brandon. prepared to die.
Brandon: yes i know i’m a virgin since 13, i mean 12. lixing, only you can help me now. go look for ronald chan, he has the power to go back in time. you can then stop me when i was 13, i mean 12.
Me: oh ya? so you were not a virgin since 13, i mean 12, not 13?
Brandon: please you have to help me this time.
Me: you’re right, go to hell brandon!

As he was handcuffed and carried away, his begging still can be heard.
Brandon: please go back to when i was 13, i mean 12. please, it’s 12, not 13, i mean 12, not 13, i mean 12…………….

With all my effort spent going back to when he was 13, I’m not gonna go back to when he was 12. Damn it. Brandon deserved to die.