National Day is coming. But hey since Ronald posted stories I must well follow suit.
1) This story is from someone else.
A man checked into a hotel. There was a computer in his room, so he decided to send an e-mail to his wife. However, he accidentally typed a wrong e-mail address, and without realizing his error, he sent the e-mail. Meanwhile, somewhere else, a widow had just returned from her husband's funeral. The widow decided to check her e-mail, expecting condolence messages from relatives and friends. After reading the first message, she fainted. The widow's son rushed into the room, found his mother on the floor, and saw the computer screen which read:
To:
My Loving Wife
Subject: I've Reached
Date: 16 May 2004
I know you're surprised to hear from me. They have computers here, and we are allowed to send e-mails to loved ones. I've just reached and have been checked in.I see that everything has been prepared for your arrival tomorrow.Looking forward to seeing you TOMORROW!
Your loving
Hubby
2) Another short story.
host: hey guys, let me talk to you about jokes!
audience: *LOL**LOL*
host: what? i haven't talked about jokes yet! why were you all laughing?!
audience: you said joke mah, expect us to laugh, so we laugh!
3) Seen this before. Credits to the person who thought of it.
Made in Japan
A Japanese man was in a hurry to go to the KLIA airport, so he took a Proton taxi. The taxi driver took his sweet time driving within the speed limit but the Jap was getting impatient. The following is their conversation on the way to the airport.
A Toyota Camry overtook the taxi.
Japanese: Look ...Toyota!! ...very fast!!!.... made in Japan! Proton...no good.... made in Malaysia .
Driver: yah.
After a few minutes a Nissan overtook the taxi.
Japanese: look.... look.... Nissan!!!..... very good!! very fast! made in Japan! Proton.... no good.... made in Malaysia
Driver: yah yah.
After a few minutes a Honda overtook the taxi.
Japanese: look... look.... look... Honda!!.... very GOOD!!....very fast!!....made in Japan! Proton...no good...made in Malaysia
Driver: yah yah yah.
Arriving at the airport,the Japanese is about to pay the taxi driver.
Japanese: How much?
Driver: RM150/-
Japanese: Oh... very expensive, you overcharge!
Driver: No .... look .... look .... Sony meter!!....very good!!.... very fast!.... Made in Japan!
1) This story is from someone else.
A man checked into a hotel. There was a computer in his room, so he decided to send an e-mail to his wife. However, he accidentally typed a wrong e-mail address, and without realizing his error, he sent the e-mail. Meanwhile, somewhere else, a widow had just returned from her husband's funeral. The widow decided to check her e-mail, expecting condolence messages from relatives and friends. After reading the first message, she fainted. The widow's son rushed into the room, found his mother on the floor, and saw the computer screen which read:
To:
My Loving Wife
Subject: I've Reached
Date: 16 May 2004
I know you're surprised to hear from me. They have computers here, and we are allowed to send e-mails to loved ones. I've just reached and have been checked in.I see that everything has been prepared for your arrival tomorrow.Looking forward to seeing you TOMORROW!
Your loving
Hubby
2) Another short story.
host: hey guys, let me talk to you about jokes!
audience: *LOL**LOL*
host: what? i haven't talked about jokes yet! why were you all laughing?!
audience: you said joke mah, expect us to laugh, so we laugh!
3) Seen this before. Credits to the person who thought of it.
Made in Japan
A Japanese man was in a hurry to go to the KLIA airport, so he took a Proton taxi. The taxi driver took his sweet time driving within the speed limit but the Jap was getting impatient. The following is their conversation on the way to the airport.
A Toyota Camry overtook the taxi.
Japanese: Look ...Toyota!! ...very fast!!!.... made in Japan! Proton...no good.... made in Malaysia .
Driver: yah.
After a few minutes a Nissan overtook the taxi.
Japanese: look.... look.... Nissan!!!..... very good!! very fast! made in Japan! Proton.... no good.... made in Malaysia
Driver: yah yah.
After a few minutes a Honda overtook the taxi.
Japanese: look... look.... look... Honda!!.... very GOOD!!....very fast!!....made in Japan! Proton...no good...made in Malaysia
Driver: yah yah yah.
Arriving at the airport,the Japanese is about to pay the taxi driver.
Japanese: How much?
Driver: RM150/-
Japanese: Oh... very expensive, you overcharge!
Driver: No .... look .... look .... Sony meter!!....very good!!.... very fast!.... Made in Japan!
berserkgene saw the light at 11:16 PM
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