You see, the power of allah is so great that he can do incredible things, beside the ability to start a religion with millions of worshippers praying to him on friday, he can also raise the dead.
Wow.
Here I am, raising our dead blog to life.

To brighten up our dark days of intense mugging, I shall bring you 10 lame/not really funny jokes submitted by kids probably in p sch.

What did one volcano say to the other?
I lava you!

What did Neptune say to Saturn?
Give me a ring sometime.

How does a rose ride a bike?
It pushes its pedals.

How does the barber cut Moon's hair?
E-clipse it.

What kind of tree fits into your hand?
Palm tree.

How do trees get onto the internet?
They log in.

What do computers like to eat?
Chips.

Who uninvented the airplane?
Wrong Brothers.

What kind of bus cross the ocean?
Christopher ColumBus.

What is the centre of gravity?
V.