Dang. GP rocks my socks. Big time.

Sense winter coming? I'm feeling it now. Some jokes by various people I have read/heard.

1) I have $10 and you have $10. Both of us are at a particular MRT station. Guess the name.

Answer: Commonwealth MRT station.

2) Mother Rat is going out for a week. She has 3 sons called Si Yi (wash clothes)Si Ku (wash pants) and Si Wa (wash socks). She found a pile of dung. And she warned them : Do not eat. After sometime, the dung was gone. Si Yi says 'Not me, after bathing, I do my homework'. Si Ku says 'Not me, after bathing, I play computer!' So, who ate it, and why?

Ans: Si Wa. (in hokkien, 'it's me.')

3) What was silence talking to the ear about?

Ans: Listen. (silent spelt backward).

4) When do atoms got charged? (hehehe... not a chemistry question.)

Ans: At the court.

5) How do you drive someone really mad?

Ans: Enclosing that person in a circular room, then ask him to find a corner to sit. =P

6) Why did a skeleton walk across the road?

Ans: To get to the body shop.

7) There are 10 bananas on the tree. One day a climber threw down banana. How many are left?

Ans: Still 10. The climber is called banana so he threw himself down.

8) A soldier was patrolling his area when he spotted an enemy. He took his gun and started to shoot. The enemy, knowing that he had been spotted, ran swiftly. While he was running, he stepped onto a ground mine. he think that if if he let go and run very fast away he won't be bombed. so, he counted to 3 and ran very fast. Why was he still bombed in the end?

Ans: He ran on the spot.

9) (from a maths book) 2 people are needed to dig 2 holes in 2 hours. How many people are needed to dig 1/2 a hole in 1/2 an hour?

Ans: Can you even dig half a hole in the 1st place? Impossible rite.