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Thursday, April 26, 2007

Stayed Up

Stayed up for the night. For now. Lame jokes here.

1) Batman dropped from the top. What did he say upon landing?






Ans: Painful sia! (bian fu xia) -- doesn't it sound like batman in Chinese?

2) A couple went out to beach. They seem to be talking about jokes. A moment later they drown. Why?





Ans: The sea laughs (da hai xiao). Da hai xiao --> tsunami in Chinese


3) How do you keep someone in suspense?






Ans: hehe, I tell you the answer the next day. :)

4) You would have around 1300 of these in a year. What is it?








Ans: Dreams. Simple enough.

The end of my lame jokes. :) Have a nice day.

berserkgene saw the light at 11:00 PM

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