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2008-08-15T19:29:00.002+08:00

Enjoy!
wanted to edit to make it more exciting but it's in .3gp cannot edit ><

2008-08-15T19:29:00.000+08:00

Pppppppppppppppl.
Something nice is coming up soon.
Be patient! ^^

Saagy Waagy's Giant Cotton Candy

2008-08-10T20:21:00.000+08:00

2008-07-27T20:54:00.002+08:00

Okay, i'm gonna talk about 2 things.

1. I had a weird dream last night which I would like to share with you all.

It started with me in the middle of ISH doing physics prelims paper 1. There was this simple but difficult harmonic motion question and I couldn't decide whether it should be B or C. I was biting my pen and pulling my hair when suddenly time stopped. I realised I can use this opportunity to look at other ppl's answers. I went around. Shiqian chose B, Zhangqiao chose B, Dominic chose B and Brandon chose B. Finally, I was in front of Ronald Chan's paper. He chose C. I was really really troubled. Should I trust a thousand unanimous answers from other ppl or should I have faith in the infallibility of Ronald? In the end, I chose C. ^^

2. To remain contactable with one another after our graduation, and even decades later, is important. (especially when you have a ronald chan as your classmate)

So I came up with this idea of a class yearbook and I need a team to make it come true. I have in my mind ben as the artistic director and 2 more volunteers. Pls volunteer enthuly! Thanks.

panic at b44 - mugging is the most fun a 6Per can have without asking for recommendation from mr lee

2008-07-16T23:12:00.003+08:00

P, C, M, X just to get me along -
It's a difficulty and I'm biting on my tongue,
And I, I keep mugging, keeping me together.
People around gotta find something to stop me.

Holding back, everyday the same.
Don't wanna be a |0n3r.
Listen to me, oh no -
I want to be a relativistic physicist,
But with nothing to consider,
They forget my name.

They call me "leaf",
They call me "scary A".
They call me "ju yao",
They call me "fish".
That's not my name,
That's not my name,
That's not my name,
That's not my name.

They call me "canteen king",
But I'm a mugger.
Maybe "sex",
Always the same.
That's not my name,
That's not my name,
That's not my name,
That's not my name.

I miss the catch if they throw me the ball,
I'm the last kid leaving the library every night.
Keep up, falling, these books they keep me boring,
Getting perked up and sitting for Prelims now.

So alone all the time and I lock myself away
Listen to me, I'm not -
Although I'm messed up, out and all with everything considered
They forget my name.

They call me "nic-nic",
They call me "xiaozhu".
They call me "bencakes",
They call me "yo!" (lihsia/celeste)
That's not my name,
That's not my name,
That's not my name,
That's not my name.

They say I teleport,
But I'm just a nice guy.
Call me "the man",
Always the same.
That's not my name,
That's not my name,
That's not my name,
That's not my name.

[Are you calling me ccp?]
[Your IS has got me on my knees, it's killing me =(]

2008-06-23T10:02:00.002+08:00

A new round of common tests will commence tomorrow!!!!

Will scary A continue her scary legacy?
Will ronald still get his primary school results?
Will brandon get 26/30 for ki essay again because his handwriting is so illegible and the marker doesn't understand?
Will lixing still be grounded at home?

omg my mum's coming. bye... see you guys tmr!!

2008-05-06T00:35:00.004+08:00

i shld be aslp. or mugging at least. but im thinking of the soccer girls, and how far we've come since last year. and the vjc semis on wednesday. so vj's really good, they've gt national players and they're top favourites for champs this year. and we're a rowdy bunch with a fraction of the experience they have.

heh. wtv. we've got twice the heart, we've got twice spirit. we'll give it 110% effort. we're gna be proud of the way we refuse to give up, the way we fight as a team.

so we're nowhere as good as the guys. and girls playing soccer, is well, rather embarassing and extremely unglam. (heh). but i'm looking forward to seeing what we can do. it feels different, it's a new sport, a new team. but it feels wonderful to be part of a collective effort in pushing each other and striving together.

im so very very proud to be a soccer girl.
go raffles!

2008-05-04T22:50:00.002+08:00

sigh.talk about rising food prices and widespread hunger in the LDCs.
some of the DC[developing countries,not direct current]-kiddos seriously dunno how to appreciate food.

yh's latest update

2008-05-01T00:12:00.003+08:00

yh bathed, she's clean now!
yh smiles. i've never seen her smile like this before.
it was a mona lihsia smile.

One Year down the road.... says Ronald

2008-04-30T23:24:00.003+08:00

April 2007:
Our Class blog was born thanks to LX, lihsia claim we are 6perverts. we establish ourselves as muggers according to ronald. CF has lots of hard mugs at home. yihui maluated hrself in RRock conc. LX attempts to organise class outings. yihui attempts to blog about her day. Muggers introduced to southpark. Major uproar. maybe not. benedict not in our class yet. yutong zhangqiao and sex went thru their first gay photoshoot. BK whines. Ms C breaks up yutong and kb paving th way for new relationships. smart move. LX is the official storyteller. PL loves watermelons. LX does indepth research on SQ and yutongand. Yezi is damn mugger. Lihsia is a monkey. CF and longzhao are brathers in a photoshoot. courtesy of LX. bk emos on nuts. ronald whines not being camwhore. benedict still not in our class. Bk posts up model answer. Ben hacked into our class blog because he's still not in 6p but blogged. yihui is a vegetable. PI IS DUE! XDXDXDXD KI post is up and i really dont understand it except it has a girl and ivan. ZQ wins the napfa olympics. dominic dominates seet-ups. LX decides that SPA suxs with help from sagaana. yezi cried watching kiwi. lixing laughed watching kiwi. A-li decides that celeste smells nice. yihui says that yezi says that benedict is very huggable. how is that possible? benedict is not in our class yet. Ronald establishes his status in lonely hearts club with help from chemistry formulas. (ronald is still in lonely hearts club) bk whines no class outing still. he is joined by LX. timothy blogged some jokes. Bk zimos with evidence from lx. first milestone acheived: a class outing with 5 ppl.

May 2007
to be continued.

Transcript
LX: i think its instantaneous outpouring of our emotions.
RC: Yah, no need to change.
LX: *laughs*
RC: HARH?
YH: *laughs*
LX: why dont you go shower?
YH: you all are disgusting ppl.
LX: we are nice ppl

THE END

ben is tired. ronald and lx engages in pillow fights. yihui knocked out already. sagaana remains as the silent killer.

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yihui doesnt bathe. dirty girl no? aiyoh. go bathe. be clean. noooooo says yihui. k fine remain dirty. hmph.

ronald loves the backspace key. maybe he progress too quickly that he doesnt look back very often. thats why backspace is so nice to him.

sagaana is silent.. ..... ...... ...... ........... .................. ........................... ................................................

Lixing thinks that everyone is stupid. he wants the world to stop it and listen to him. quite emo no?

ben is bored. he's typing this. he types everything. damn it. but i'm still not in the class. i'm da hacker. l33t h4ck3r. XDXDXD

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Harry Potter and the Chamber of 6P!

2008-04-28T18:57:00.006+08:00

6P ppl srsly rock. Cos they have a lot of good fun together, and show a lot of class spirit when coming to support the chamber concert! (though this is a little lag...) But Yihui Samuel Dom and Remus are all very grateful to all the cool ppl who came to watch =D

Look here is a really cool photo that we all took after the concert!

Dom looks very happy!

Yay here is another pic in the EMPTY PAC! Choreographed by our resident arty-farty BENNN.

Hmm why the title "harry potter". Actually I have no idea but it sounds cool =) Maybe cos Potter starts with a P! But so does Puehleng... like, Psycho Puehleng Picking Pickled Peanuts.
She had this completely ownage imba solo in the guitar concert! woowoowoo! Puehleng Pro Pwnage. There was also a very ginky performance during guitar, but the photo should be R rated so I won't post it.
Hope all the other concerts like CO (Joyce Yezi) and Harmoc (Timothy) and Chorale (Ivan) (and hope i didnt forget any) all go well and funnn!

12, not 13. Part 5

2008-04-21T21:55:00.004+08:00

It’s the 19th September 2013. The headline of every newspaper read, “Alien Invasion!”. Below was an excerpt from the Straits Times article.
“This is the message from the invading aliens. ‘Inhabitants of planet Earth. We are from the distant galaxy BK 1213. Our intelligence revealed that Earth is currently overpopulated by immoral people. Our mission on this planet is therefore, to kill every single immoral people on Earth and cleanse Earth of its filth. Those who have committed immoral acts, prepared to be doomed.”

In retrospect, I had never done any immoral acts since I’m a super pure and innocent boy. I breathed a sigh of relief as I continue my walk home. Suddenly, a guy knocked into me in a hurry. I looked at the person. He seemed vaguely familiar.

Guy: omg, lixing. you better help me.
Me: brandon? omg, how are you?

Brandon was the super duper screwed up ex-classmate of mine who had done tons of screwed up stuffs such as ponning school everyday. He looked as if he was possessed. Drips of cold sweat could be seen on his face. He was obviously suffering from great fear and anxiety.

Brandon: you’ve got to help me this time, i’m being chased down by the aliens.
Me: expected lah, you’re so super screwed up. so what did you do to make the aliens chase after you?
Brandon: i, i, i cannot tell you.
Me: i’m not gonna help you if you don’t tell me what you did.

At the same time, a dozen aliens, armed with stun guns and electromagnetic handcuffs, arrived. Brandon, in a shock, scampered off. I ran after Brandon. Eventually, we ran into a dead alley. The aliens closed up and surrounded us. We had nowhere to run. (Actually it should be Brandon has nowhere to run since I’m not the one being chased after.)

Aliens: escape no more, brandon. prepared to die.
Brandon: no don’t kill me, i don’t deserve to die.
Aliens: our intelligence shows that you’re not virgin since …… 13…… i mean……
Brandon: yes i’m not a virgin since 13. lixing, only you can help me now. go look for Ronald Chan, he has the power to go back in time. you can then stop me when I was 13.
Me: ok. i see to it that you’re my ex-classmate, i’ll help you this time.
Brandon: thank you so much.

The aliens proceeded on to handcuff Brandon and brought him back to their UFO for execution. Immediately, I took a taxi to Ronald Chan’s house. I was about to press the doorbell when the door opened by itself. Ronald Chan was sitting on a armchair with his back facing me. A strong aura of knowledge and intelligence was emitted from his presence.

Ronald Chan: i’ve been expecting you, mr. sun.
Me: i’m here to……
Ronald Chan: i know, i know. i know why you’re here. i know everything.
Me: May i…….
Ronald Chan: i know, i know. yes, you may.
Me: so………
Ronald Chan: i know, i know. i’ll tell you how.
Me: ………
Ronald Chan: i know, i know. you don’t have to explain.
Me: ….
Ronald Chan: i know, i know. you should save him.
Me:
Ronald Chan: i know, i know. you’ll show you the path.
Me: -.-
Ronald Chan: i know, i know. just follow me.

I followed Ronald Chan on a mysterious meandering path that led to a vast laboratory wider than the Grand Canyon and taller than the sky. A gigantic, resplendent time capsule sat right at the center of the laboratory in all its grandeur. The sight of Ronald Chan’s lab totally revered me and I was stunned for 4 sec (suay).

Me:
Ronald Chan: i know, i know. enter the capsule here. so which year do you intend to go?
Me: it’s…….
Ronald Chan: i know, i know. you’re on your way. ronaldchanspeed.

The next moment I knew, I was inside Ronald Chan’s lab back in 1913. I saw the young Ronald Chan when he was still sec 1 standing in front of me.

Me: hello, i ………
Young Ronald Chan: i know, i know. do whatever you have to do.
Me: -.-
Young Ronald Chan: i know, i know. i know everything.

I took a taxi to Brandon’s house. He was celebrating his 13th birthday with his girlfriend. I closely observed them as dusk fell. They went into Brandon’s room and started to get touchy. I quickly ran in and stopped them.

Me: brandon, you’ve got to stop.
Brandon: who are you? what are you doing here?
Me: i’m you soon-to-be classmate. anyway I come from the future year 2013. you’ve been killed by aliens because you did a very immoral thing when you’re young. and you begged me to go back in time to stop you from doing it. So here I’m stopping you from what you’re doing now.
Brandon: i don’t really care if i’m gonna die or not, i'm already so super screwed up. anyway it’s like 10 years away from now, i don't really care about my future.
Me: please, i promise brandon to stop you and i’ll do it. so stop what you’re doing.
Brandon: okay fine fine fine. i’ll stop.

With my mission completed, I happily hopped back to Ronald Chan’s lab. As I entered the time capsule, I took one last look at the young Ronald Chan.

Me: ……
Young Ronald Chan: i know, i know. just go. ronaldchanspeed.

I was once again, inside Ronald Chan’s lab in 2013. I looked at Ronald Chan and wanted to say thank you before I was about to leave but he interrupted me again.

Ronald Chan: i know………
Me: shut up! i know that you know what i know. But just because you know what i know doesn’t mean i don’t have to say what I know even though you know it and you must keep on telling me that you know what i know by saying “i know i know”.
Ronald Chan: i……
Me: SHUT UP!

I left Ronald Chan’s lab and ran straight to the dead alley where Brandon was caught. When I arrived there………

Aliens: escape no more, brandon. prepared to die.
Brandon: no don’t kill me, i don’t deserve to die.
Aliens: our intelligence shows that you’re not virgin since 13, i mean 12.
Aliens: escape no more, brandon. prepared to die.
Brandon: yes i know i’m a virgin since 13, i mean 12. lixing, only you can help me now. go look for ronald chan, he has the power to go back in time. you can then stop me when i was 13, i mean 12.
Me: oh ya? so you were not a virgin since 13, i mean 12, not 13?
Brandon: please you have to help me this time.
Me: you’re right, go to hell brandon!

As he was handcuffed and carried away, his begging still can be heard.
Brandon: please go back to when i was 13, i mean 12. please, it’s 12, not 13, i mean 12, not 13, i mean 12…………….

With all my effort spent going back to when he was 13, I’m not gonna go back to when he was 12. Damn it. Brandon deserved to die.

2008-03-16T12:34:00.004+08:00

Some new things I discovered about potentiometer when mugging dc circuit last night.

Firstly, the derivation of a formula to calculate internal resistance of a battery without using stupid formulae such as v=ri and v=e-ir. (Refer to diagram on page 10 of dc notes)

Advantage: can do a lot of simple questions with this formula, such as example 6 in notes.
Disadvantage: realise a lot of cheem-er questions such the one in tutorial wickedly alter their first circuit. as such you cannot use this formula.

Secondly, the realisation that the value of current is the same for both circuits in the potentiometer.

I know this one sounds a bit weird because there is supposed to be no current flowing through the second circuit. But I proved it both common sensically and mathematically.

Common sense proof:
Since both circuits kinda share a portion of the long resistance wire, and the potential difference between the portion of wire and its resistance are always constant, it follows that the current for that portion of wire is the same for both circuits. Since current is same throughout a circuit, the currents for both circuits are the same.

Mathematical proof:

(In the middle part, I separated the circuit just to make sure stubborn ppl who refuse to admit that there is current can see the current.)

Advantage: can do no matter how cheem questions (such as the challenging question in tutorial) very fast, as long as there are only two circuits. simply use V1/R1=V2/R2.
Disadvantage: cannot do questions which got extra resistors connected parallel to the second circuit. (like the set-up which is used to determine internal resistance)

2008-03-02T02:15:00.003+08:00

6p girls at take 5! XD

lol. XD. its a cambodian poster abt dengue fever or smthg.

XD. puehleng is an endless source of entertainment. XDXD.

lixing is not the most responsible rep in class, because that's meee XDXD.

2008-02-04T23:01:00.000+08:00

today's ki lesson was highly exciting
you can ask ivan for the details

2008-01-10T20:52:00.000+08:00

I demand that Lixing continues with 12, not 13.

2008-01-08T23:23:00.000+08:00

Our blog's dying? Oh no. Anyway, to liven up everyone here, I shall take you to a video. Credits to the videomaker. Great fun watching it.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=r8JexiISPNk

2008-01-07T22:41:00.000+08:00

bloody amusingg.

2007-12-30T11:03:00.000+08:00

Class Outing.

1st of Jan.
Meet at Somerset MRT!
12 Noon!
Eat lunch together!
Then Cine Kbox!
Bring at least $15!

2007-12-27T19:52:00.000+08:00

I'm organising a pre-school class outing.
The dates possible are 31st, 1st, 2nd, 3rd.
It will be a KBOX (a place where you can sing lousily and laugh at other ppl's lousy singing so it's quite fun).
You don't have to be a pop star to come because everyone sings very lousily except maybe for pop star yihui.
So I'll be calling you to ask whether you can come or not and which day you want.
Please make the days free for this class outing.
It's for a very "crucial" thing called class bonding.
Please don't give excuses like I can't sing.
Seriously, nobody sings well, but it's fun to sing together.

2007-11-30T00:37:00.001+08:00

this amuses me. its the most random, the most annoying song ever.
llamas are cuteee!

http://www.albinoblacksheep.com/flash/llama

oh and try this too.
if you type google into google and google it, then the world will get caught up in an infinite logic loop and everything will get sucked into a black hole.
go try it. i dare you too.

okay fine, it doesnt work. XD

2007-11-17T13:42:00.000+08:00

So, me, cellie, pam, daizi, and sandy went for the engin quest for 2 days at nus.
For the second day afternoon, we're supposed to go to the industry areas for field trip.
Daizi, as usual being a leaf, went to the yokogawa plant.
The rest of us went to st. john's island.
On the trip, there is this nus engineering undergrad, by the name of Matthew Wu.
He followed us to st. john's island.
He is good-looking.
And celeste's eyes are all over him.

It became super obvious when there is one time she kept on staring at him for like n seconds without realising, like practically mesmerised.
I was like, "oi, stop staring".
Subsequently, she became 神不守舍 and was often found to be 目不转睛 de staring at him.
When we came back from the island and during the certificates presentation, cellie dared sandy to take photo with him.
cellie: i dare u to say "i lost my photo can i have urs" to him.
sandy: if i did how?
cellie: i treat u to a milkshake.
sandy: okay.
Then sandy went to that guy.
I felt damn embarrassed and went to bang the wall.

sandy: excuse me.
matthew: yes?
sandy: i lost my photo, can i have urs?
matthew: huh?
sandy: i'm doing this for a milkshake.
matthew: okay.
Then cellie took the photo for them.
sandy: my friend wants to have ur number can?
matthew: huh?
sandy: celeste, you can have his number.
Then celeste ran away.

Pls lah, it's super duper embarrassing pls.
It makes rj girls like super despo and like rj is a girl's school like that.
I almost killed myself.
Anyway, sandy is kind enough to send me the pic.
he's quite a nice guy. somemore got do the V pose. hahaha
cellie is a very very wrong girl.

anyway cellie, it's newtonian. ><

2007-11-07T15:48:00.000+08:00

Hope u guys enjoy the "class chalet".
I miss the class.

this is what happens when ben discovers your I+R draft

2007-10-30T20:07:00.000+08:00

I&R

Process
- working relationships with groupmates
brilliant
lixing ronald benedict and sagaana are the best people on earth
- interviews
- technical hiccups
Conversion of files takes alot of time and memory space. It underlines the importance of a good computer and shows why the mac is better than the PC. In future, i will draw from this experience and use the right tools, instead of placing my hopes on the lousy PC. Putting all the eggs in one basket is never good.

Miscellaneous

PW blogpost no.2

Handphones, Computers, Videocams
Technology is the bane of PW
Discuss
Not GP Not OP
But OP

Maturity levels on the drop
Tones and semi-tone
The individual who is tone deaf
Disbelief, distrust, discontent
Clashes but not riot

Time goes by,
Signalling the end of the day
To wrap up much like a taco
All good things come to an end
And we have learnt much
Not from Kolff
But from one another

---RJ206, 0n3r

Interesting quotes

- Which kidney can picture a life without dialysis machine? (Lixing)

- Zi shang tan bing (Ronald)

Bonding

- Eating at food place neaar LX's house

- MSN at yihui's hse

- Filming in the rain

- Written report ftw

- Bridge till 4am, icecream as a grp

2007-10-14T18:58:00.000+08:00

help me.
my pw group is taking over my house.
D: D:

chicken tastes like beef.
I mean, beef tastes like chicken.

save me
pw is taking over my life.
D: D:

got space inside. remember that.
i am not dying. remember that.
i am typing. remember that.

bully me.
Rs are taking over my linguistic abilities.
D: D:

i remembered my space (:

mature is immature
immature is mature.
which is which? Only Ronald knows.
for Ronald is the heaven
and I am (figure it out on your own)

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HELL

2007-10-10T00:09:00.001+08:00

hmmm. i miss the class!

2007-09-30T20:56:00.000+08:00

Some pics from class adventure camp and nat day.
Thx to cellie!

Emoooooo. XD

2007-09-28T23:31:00.000+08:00

Okay first off i would like to say i've been a virgin since 13, oops i mean 12. and secondly the stories are funny. XD and lastly the below story is something that i just came up with because i felt weird and wanted to write something about stuff falling off. i wanted to write leaf but for obvious reasons it would sound weird so i changed every leaf to petal and there you go you have a really lousy story with no link and it doesnt even make sense to me but its so limited to use language to express how you feel so i dunno why i even try rarr i'm ranting sorreh.

And please, if you find this doesnt make sense, ignore it and move on. XD i dunno why i even posted it here. sorry. just wanted to share sth with u guys. yupp.

A single petal falls to the ground.

He stares at it blankly, not understanding its significance. He is such a kid.

Another petal falls to the ground.

He starts to wonder, why the petals are falling. He looks up to see dozens of flowers above him, in the giant towering tree they call ....

Another petal falls to the ground.

Bending over, he picks up a petal and examines it. Within the petal its depth of colour enchanting and insinuating and tempting, alluring him to step within. And he does, mesmerized by its charm and beauty.

And he is such a kid, to be captivated by the superficial and common charm of a petal.

yet he is more, much, much more than the best of us all. Because he can be captivated so by the common charm of a petal.

The wind blows. A shower of petals rain upon him, drenching him in their fragrance.

He takes a deep breath of fresh air, taking in the moment, living in the present, uncaring about the future. or more significantly, the past. And he just stands there, breathing, living, existing, as if all in this world could be condensed to this simple moment, as if all he had to do, all he was to do, all he was destined to do, was to just take this magnifique picturesque snapshot of time and nature and life in its elemental beauty.

Suddenly, like breaking the spell or enchantment, he coughs.

The sound travels far and wide, to the furthest ends of the earth and the deepest depths of the oceans. it echoes and echoes, neverending, its harsh hacking sound penetrating the myth of serenity and permeating the atmosphere with its severity. In the instant, the shower of petals cease, and as he turns up to look he finds that there is but one petal left, hanging by a thread. THe cough pierces the momentary silence like a knife through skin, splitting it cleanly and leaving its markings forever etched in blood. .... is dying.

He is stunned by that realization. .... is dying.

maybe he isnt such a kid anymore.

he hears the little voices in his head, talking, whispering, shouting, cajoling, screaming, ordering, entertaining, trying to get a hold on him. ".... is dying!" they say. "shut up," he screams silently back at the tide of voices threatening to overwhelm him. "Listen to me" says a voice. "listen to us."

"BUT YOU GUYS SAID THAT HE AND SHE WOULD LAST FOREVER BUT THEY DIDNT." he retorted.

and that was that.

so is .... dying?

the petal still hangs by a thread, waiting for the answer.

If you know the answer will you tell me? please? just so i can tell the kid who isnt such a kid anymore.

He waits everyday, waiting to see if the single petal falls to the ground.

2007-09-25T20:31:00.000+08:00

Happy Mid-Autumn Festival.
Stop mugging and go appreciate the moon now!

2007-09-23T15:21:00.000+08:00

Okay ppl. I figure that I need some time to get into a mood to mug and promos is really coming soon. So I won't be writing anymore of 12, not 13 until after promos. I'm so sorry.

Anyway, how about a class outing on Saturday!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
We can have fun!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Please come okay?

Dun give stupid reasons such as:
1. i have china study test on monday.
2. i need to rehearse for op.
3. i need to do my mini-is.
4. i have post-promo blues.

Main point is, just come okay? If not after we take back promos and you get grounded at home, you won't be able to come out to play anymore.

12, not 13. Part 4

2007-09-22T01:13:00.000+08:00

The siren sounded.
I was stunned when I heard what the captain had just announced.

Captain: attention all passengers, we've struck a school of swordfishes and the ship is now very holey, we're going down. however, we have enough lifeboats for me and my family. so don't worry and panic about us. if u wish to survive, pls tie ur pyjamas up and use them as floats as how u're taught in swimming lessons. those who didn't go for swimming lesson before, lessons will be conducted in the common pool every tuesday 9am to 10am. it'll be $90 per lesson per person. sign up for the lessons early as place is limited. good night and have sweet shipwreck.

Wth? The captain is out of his mind.
Luckily I took swimming lessons before.
I quickly took out my pajamas and tied it up. I thought it wasn't safe enough so i tied a few more.
I ran out of my room and rushed to the deck.

I tripped over a person as I was running on the deck.
It was Brandon, covering his head with his hands and crying.

Me: omg why are u on the same ship as me? oh gosh. this ship is ill-fated to have u as its passenger and so suay shipwrecked. anw can u go and stop stoning here?
Brandon: i can't go, i nv go for swimming lessons before, i dunnoe how to tie pyjamas. i need to go to the common pool now and sign up for lessons.
Me: omg i can't believe u're more stupid than brandon. i'll give u one of my pajamas, let's go now before we both die.
Brandon: okay.

I dragged Brandon along the deck until we were at a safe place from the commotion.
We sat down. Brandon was crying.

Me: can u shut up?

Brandon cried even louder.

Me: shut up!
Brandon: i'm scared...... i don't want to die. i'm a coward. i don't want to die.
Me: i know u're a coward okay, just shut up!
Brandon: okay.

After n minutes.......

Brandon: are we sinking yet?
Me: yes we are sinking, but super slowly.

After another n minutes.......

Me: i can't believe the captain is having candle light dinner on the lifeboat while enjoying the scenery of the shipwreck.
Brandon: lixing, i really dun want to die. i really dun want to die. please save me.
Me: SHUT UP!

After another n minutes.......

Me: okay, i think the deck is reaching the water soon. get ready ur pyjamas?
Brandon: omg i left my Plato's Republic in my room, i've got to take it along.
Me: can u stop being a freaking philophile and get ur pyjamas ready?
Brandon: nooooo. plato's republic is my life. oh ya, and my decartes meditations, hume's treatise, locke's human understanding.
Me: u go to hell lah u. u go back to get ur whatever philophilic stuffs. i'm going off.

Brandon ran back to his room to retrieve his books while I joined in with 3 other passengers and prepared to jump into the water.

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We found a large steel scrap and climb onto it. We were temporarily relieved but still desperately looked out for rescue.

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After an hour, we saw an UFO (unidentified floating object) on the water. It was floating nearer and nearer to us.
It was the philophile, Brandon, again. His left arm was holding onto the pyjamas that I gave him and his right arm was holding on to his philophilic stuffs, preventing them from touching water.

Brandon: pls, save me. lixing. save me.
Me: can u throw away ur philophilic stuffs first? we cant afford to have those heavy stuff here.
Brandon: no, they're my precioussssssssss.
Me: then u can go to hell with ur preciousssssssssss.
Brandon: fine, i'll throw them away. promise me u'll let me on.
Me: okay, sure.

Brandon, after much hesitation, dumped his philophilic stuffs into the sea. When I was going to pull Brandon up, one of the guys spoke.......

One of the guys: wait a minute. what makes him so special that he can get on here? u well know that we're going to sink already.
Me: errrrrrrr, he's my gd fren?
One of the guys: so what if he's ur gd fren?
Me: so i should save him?
One of the guys: no that's not the case, unless u can tell me something special about him.

I stoned awhile to think of some special things about Brandon.

Me: he's super screwed up?
One of the guys: i'm super screwed up too.
Me: he pons school 3 times a week?
One of the guys: i pon school 3 times a week too.
Me: he has no life and mugs everyday?
One of the guys: i have no life too and plays CS everyday.
Me: okay, i know something that surely u're not.
One of the guys: what?
Me: he's not a virgin since 13.
One of the guys: haha, i'm not a virgin since 13 too.

Brandon, although dying out of energy and was in a semi-conscious state, managed to speak.

Brandon: no u're wrong, i was just.......
Me: oh ya, i was wrong, he's not a virgin since 12. i'm so sry brandon, i've undermined ur screwed-up-ness.
Brandon: it's okay. a lot of ppl do.
One of the guys: omg, u're not a virgin since 12? that totally pwns me.
Me: of course. now can he get on?
One of the guys: of course. please get on, mr. not virgin since 13, i mean 12. u've earned ur place of honour.
Everybody: hail the lord of not virgin since 13, i mean 12.

For once Brandon was saved and didn't die. Thanks to 12, not 13.

12, not 13. Part 3

2007-09-21T21:49:00.000+08:00

Fortune teller (FT): and u'll die peacefully at the age of 80.
Me: damn it. can i die at 50 years old? i dun want to be a nuisance of the society.
FT: the only reason why old ppl still exist in the society is becoz the youngsters need to have a source of CIP hours. so u're not a nuisance by being old.
Me: oh ya. you've got a point here.

It's the year 2020. The fortune teller whom I was talking to is by far the most famous one around. He gives very accurate predictions of one's future.

FT: okay, u've used up all ur 3 questions. i'm afraid this session is over.
Me: thx a lot.

I stood up and was ready to go. Turning back, I had a shock of my life. I saw an old friend, Brandon.

Me: omg BRANDON, long long long time no see.
Brandon: how're u, fren?
Me: i'm fine.
Brandon: Brenton, Brennon, Brennan, Brendon, Braiden, Branden, Braeden, Brayden, Breydon, Braden, Branson, Braedon. Say hello to uncle.

Looking down, I saw this massive number of kids behind Brandon.

Brandon: i'm so sry but Braden, Branson and Braedon are too young to say hello to u.
Me: it's okay. errrrrrrrr, are these ur kids?
Brandon: ya.
Me: omg, what a nice dozen of kids.
Brandon: thx.
Me: i think u're damn pro in reproducing litters of viable offspring. where's ur wife, may I know?
Brandon: she's giving birth in the hospital now.

I was like -.-

Me: so u're coming for the fortune teller?
Brandon: ya.
Me: he's really imba. why not i wait for u and we go and have a drink after u're done?
Brandon: okay sure.

FT: i can see that u're coming to look for me.
Brandon: omg how did u know?
FT: bcoz i'm totally imba and i didn't hear what u two are talking just now.
Brandon: wow, u're really pro.
FT: i can tell u 3 things each about ur past, present and future.
Brandon: okay, that's cool.

FT: let's start with the present. firstly, u're married and have 12 kids.
Brandon: omg how do u know that?
FT: bcoz i'm totally imba and i didn't see the kids behind u.
Brandon: wow, u didn't see my kids and u know that? u're awesome.
FT: Secondly, u have just met a long time fren.
Brandon: omg how do u know that?
FT: becoz i'm totally imba and i didn't see ur fren just now.
Brandon: wow, no wonder my fren say that u're really imba.
FT: lastly, ur name is brandon.
Brandon: omg how do know that?
FT: bcoz i'm totally imba and i didn't hear ur fren saying ur name just now.
Brandon: i knew u didn't hear him saying my name. u're really damn pro.

FT: okay, let's continue with the past. please give me ur palm, i'm going to do some palm reading.
Brandon: Okay.

Brandon obediently stretched out his palm to the fortune teller.

FT: mmmmmmmm, let's see here. this line on palm which corresponds to ur school life is pretty long. long, long, long, it rhymes pon. U must have pon school a lot in the past.
Brandon: omg, u're absolutely right. i always pon school last time bcoz i'm sick of sch and i like to hibernate at home to mug. somehow i still get excellent for conduct bcoz i suck up to the CT. hehe.
FT: mmmmmmmmm, here. this line which corresponds to ur bgr is pretty short. u must very little girlfriends in the past. wait a minute! this bbr line here is very rough and messy. u, u have a lot of......?
Brandon: shhhhhhh, i've kids here. i dun want them to know my dirty little secrets.
FT: okay, this last line here, i need to take a ruler to measure its length.

The fortune teller took out his ruler and started measuring the crooked line.

FT: it's 1.7 inch long. mmmmmm how old are u?
Brandon: i'm 30 this year. i tot u're supposed to know this.
FT: 30, mmmmmm, 30 minus 17 equals 13. omggggggg, u're not a virgin since 13?
Brandon: no, u're wrong, haha, u're wrong for the first time. i was just..........
FT: oh i'm so sry, parallax error here. 1.8 inch. so u're not a virgin since 12.
Brenton: daddy, what's a virgin? why are u not a virgin since 13? i mean 12.
Brandon: nothing, virigin, errrrrrrrrr, virgin, errrrrrrrr, virgin is a noob, okay?
Brenton: okay, daddy. i dun want to be a virgin too.
Brandon: that's my gd boy.

FT: now, u can ask me the final 3 questions about ur future.
Brandon: when can i break Moulay Ismail's world record of fathering 867 kids?
FT: i'm afraid u won't. according to the constellations in the sky, u will only father 866 children.
Brandon: omggggggggggggggggg. it's unfair. life is unfair.
FT: it's ur destiny, let it be.
Brandon: i dun care. i must invent something to shoot down all the stars in the sky so i can have as many children as i want.
FT: okay, whatever.

FT: second question?
Brandon: will i rule the world?
FT: yes of course u will. u're only left with 3 pokemons to catch to complete ur pokedex. let me tell u secret to do so, in order to rule the world, u've gotta catch 'em all.
Brandon: i knew it, i knew it. i knew one day i can become the rule the world. this is my one and only ambition in my life. some have told me that it's another mission impossible. but i just knew that i can do it. hahahaha, i'm the greatest master ever, i'll rule the world. Brenton, pass me my gameboy.
Brenton: okay daddy. u can do it. dun be a virgin okay?
FT: i wasn't a virgin since 13, i mean 12, haven't u heard. and u can't virginise urself once u're not a virgin.

FT: okay can u ask me the third question before u catch ur pokemons?
Brandon: okay, will i go to heaven or hell after i die?
FT: gd question. u won't go to either. coz u're so screwed up that both god and satan don't want u to corrupt their world.
Brandon: oh no, then where can i go?
FT: nowhere.
Brandon: i think i'll open up a new realm myself called the Helven, where rejects like me can reside and have a happy life there reproducing offsprings.
FT: errrrrrrr, if u really do so, then there'll be only one person in Helven. coz u're the alpha and omega of heaven and hell reject.
Brandon: i hate the world so much. damn it!

Brandon stood up angrily and left the fortune teller.

Me: why not we go have a drink and chill down.
Brandon: okay then............... wait i have a call.

Brandon picked up the phone.

Brandon: what the! my wife had a 854-tuplet and died? OOOOMMMMGGGG! okay i'll rush to the hospital now.

Brandon ran to his car across the road like a headless fly.
A bicycle came riding slowly towards him.
In an attempt to dodge the bicycle, he jumped to the next lane where he was hit by a fast-driving car.
Brandon died terribly with his body pulverized and his skull smashed.

The fortune teller shrugged his shoulders and said to the kids......

FT: boys, i can teach u a song that is the most appropriate for this occasion.

The fortune teller started singing the Happy Tree Friend theme and the kids followed suit. Amazingly the young Braden, Branson and Braedon were also able to sing it. Reluctantly, I joined in too.

Me: i think we better stop. should we call 995?
FT: ya, i think we should, we might save him.
Me: ya, and prevent his creation of Helvan.
FT: ya, and complete his pokedex.

12, not 13. Part 2

2007-09-20T18:21:00.000+08:00

I was strolling on the beach one fine evening, gazing at the twinkling stars.
The twinkling stars made me feel so emo. I was sobbing.
I felt that i ought to sing an emo song to relieve my emo-ness.
"twinkle, twinkle little star, how i wonder .........." I started singing.
I felt much relieved after singing this super emo song.

Suddenly, I noticed a shadow in the water.
Rubbing my eyes and making sure I wasn't hallucinating, I identified the shadow to be Brandon.

Me: oi, what u doing?
Brandon: dun bother me!

He was snivelling.

Brandon: Leaf me alone!

He crushed a poor little leaf in his hand and threw at me.

Me: ouch, u hurted me lah.

Brandon started walking into the sea.

Me: what was i going to ask u ah? oh ya, what u doing here?
Brandon: stop bothering me.

He continued to walk deeper into the sea, whimpering loudly.

Brandon: life is unfair, i'm really really sry. i feel so bad about myself.
Me: dun tell me that u're going to commit suicide. it's okay, go on. a world without u will be much better.
Brandon: eh, when ppl are going to commit suicide, u should do ur best to stop them wat.
Me: okay, okay, fine. brandon, u shouldn't do that. every life is precious.
Brandon: quit trying to stop me. i must do it tonight.

I thought, since he said I must TRY MY BEST to stop him, I'll try my best.

Me: i know brandon, u're some super screwed up guy. but a lot of ppl are much more screwed up than u. for example, errrr, errrrrr, errrrrrrrrr, brandon?

Brandon cries even louder.

Me: sry sry. i know u're bad coz u always pon school bcoz u're sick, errr, errrrr, errrrrrrrr of school?

Brandon cries even louder.

Me: sry sry. u know after u die, a lot of ppl will feel hurted. like, errrr, errrrrr, errrrrrrr, who ah? sry i cant think of anyone right now but i'm sure a lot of ppl will feel hurted.

Brandon cries even louder.

Me: i know u're not a virgin since 13 but a lot of ppl are not virgin since 13 too u know.
Brandon: no, u're wrong. i was just.......
Me: oh ya, i'm wrong. 12, 12. damn it, how come i keep on forgetting. i shall say it a few times to memorise it. brandon is not a virgin since 12. brandon is not a virgin since 12. brandon is not a virgin since 12. brandon is not a virgin since 12. brandon is not a virgin since 12.
Me: okay, i wont get it wrong next time. i promise. so dun die okay, if u still want to hear me get "brandon is not a virgin since 13" right next time. oh, damn it!!!

Brandon cries even louder.

Brandon: stop it lah. i wasn't trying to commit suicide. i was just trying to look for the winnie the pooh pencilcase that i dropped into the water.
Me: cherrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr. go and die lah. waste my emotions to say so much good things about u.
Brandon: where is it? where is it? where is it? that pencilcase is my precioussss, my precioussssssss.
Me: siao. i'm sure u can find it. this place is so dark and so big.
Brandon: i will find it.

I figured that the tide was coming in and made up a lie to get Brandon out of the water.

Me: oi, u know here got shark or not?
Brandon: dunnoe.
Me: u better get out of water now.
Brandon: no i can't, i must find my precioussssssss before the sharks eat it up. They can't eat my precioussssss.

I was like -.-

Me: i think sharks prefer human flesh to pencilcase?
Brandon: huh really? oh that's gd. after the sharks eat me, they'll be too full to eat my preciousssssss.
Me: omggggggg, i cant believe that u're more stupid than brandon! they wont eat and they dun eat ur precioussssss. they eat UUUU! anyway, i'm getting out of here. the truth is, the tide is coming and u better get out of here too, if not u'll be drowned.
Brandon: no i can swim. i won't get drowned.
Me: okay whatever.

I got out of the water.

The tide came, as expected.
The tide covered Brandon, as expected.
Brandon tried to swim, as expected.
Brandon drowned and died, as expected.
I sighed, as expected.

Covering my eyes and looking down, I saw a familiar white object.
Yeah. That's Brandon's winnie the pooh pencilcase being washed ashore by the tide.
I held up the pencilcase and desperately searched for Brandon but to no avail.
The screen circled in at the spot that Brandon drowned.
And the Happy Tree Friend theme was played.

A PURELY FICTIONAL STORY.

i somehow thought of it just now when i felt a little bit emo.

12, not 13. Part 1

2007-09-19T22:36:00.000+08:00

At the end of the Millenium, Satan was cast into the Lake of Fire.
All souls and spirits were gathered in the court of Last Judgment waiting to be judged by God.
The queue was long but it was almost my turn.
Turning back, I saw Brandon queuing right behind me.

Me: eh, how come u're here? i nv see u just now.
Brandon: u blind lah u.
Me: whatever, going to be judged liao still scold ppl somemore.
Brandon: haha later u sure kanna, do so many wrong things.
Me: like u nv like that. i bet u'll go have fun with satan in that lake.
Brandon: i'm sure. i bet u will.
Me: u will.
Brandon: u will.

Voice: next, steven.

Brandon: haha, ur turn.

I went forward. The angels stretched out long scrolls of manuscripts.

Voice: mmmmmm, steven.
Me: yes, i am.
Voice: aren't u the one who microwaved the ants?
Me: errrrrrrr......

Brandon was laughing and shouting behind.

Brandon: haha, yes he's the one. hahaha, he also played circular motion with cats, put salt on snails and ..............
Me: shut up brandon! damn it. oh i'm really really sry about those terrible stuffs i did.
Voice: it's okay, u're forgiven. however, u'll be sent to the "torture animals" cell in hell for two weeks as a punishment. i hope u'll learn ur lesson.
Me: phew, two weeks only, thank you.
Voice: errrrrrrr, just for ur info, two weeks here is twenty thousand mortal years.

Me: ooooooooommmmmmmmggggggggggg.
Voice: yes? why are u calling me?
Brandon: hahahahaha, what a loserrrrrr!! enjoy ur "two weeks only" vacation. hahaha.

I was like "damn it! stupid brandon".

While i was slowly being led away by an angel, i heard the voice behind saying......

Voice: brandon, i heard that u're not a virgin since 13.
Brandon: no, you're wrong. i was just........
Voice: oh ya, i was wrong, according to this scroll here, u're not a virgin since 12.

I was laughing like a hyena. "I knew it since the first day I met him, I just knew it." I said to myself.

Voice: you'll go to hell for two weeks also.
Brandon: nooooooooooooo!
Voice: errrrrr, the "no chiobu" cell to be exact.

A PURELY FICTIONAL STORY.

i somehow thought of it just now when i was trying to microwave ants again and was thinking that maybe i'll go to hell for that.

2007-09-10T22:45:00.000+08:00

i think this is a good idea:

http://www.cafepress.com/ihearttees/2816228

2007-09-05T14:31:00.000+08:00

Happy mugging everyone! Promos is coming, less than 20 days from now on!

But remember,

"All work and no play makes Jack a dull boy."

So, try this game. Have fun.

http://www.winterrowd.com/maze/

2007-09-03T10:43:00.000+08:00

Class "MEGA MUGGING MADNESS" on tuesday after chem makeup in library.
We'll go to bishan library first see whether got space coz we can eat there without getting a white slip.
If there's no space, we'll go back to school library, kill the librarians, and we can still eat there without getting a white slip.
Okay set!

Those who don't go will be called a closet mugger.

Sand

2007-08-30T05:13:00.000+08:00

I have 3 stories to tell. One is about holding on, the other is about letting go, and another is about...well, you decide. They all have one thing in common.

The simple, common, plebian quality that we call sand.

We, like children on the beach, hold all the sand we can in our two little hands. We scoop as much of it as possible, longing, eager to possess it. As soon as we have gathered our little hoards, little by little it seeps away. We stare at our full hands in stunned silence, watching it diminish from a mountain to a hill to a heap to a pile. Suddenly springing into action, we, like children, not understanding, grasp even tighter, trying to hold on to the sand as tightly as possible. As we do this, the cracks between our fingers suddenly widen, and sand falls away more quickly. Frantically, still not understanding, we continue to tighten our grip as we stare, heartbroken, as the sand falls away from our fingertips onto the ground below. It happens quicker now than a second before, and as we tighten our grip, it falls away gratefully, escaping from the human prison we have enclosed the grains within. As we feel the last of the sand melt away, we, like little children playing on the beach, feel anguished at our loss. But no, no, the parents say. Look all around you, dear child. The sand doesn't belong in your hands. It belongs on the beach. But we don't understand, and we cry and mourn our loss, not comprehending that we never had it in the first place. And as our tears fall thus from our eyes, the parents tell us, no child, don't you see? look around you. The sand is everywhere. For the sand isn't in your hands, but you are in its brown, coarse hands.

The tears roll by, and as they fall the distance from our tightly-shut eyes to the sand below, the saline melts away the soothing camouflage of the sand below. The sifting sands reveal a glimpse of buried treasures, but as we dig further we find that there are none, for it was but an illusion. There we find our salvation, in searching for the treasures that seem tantalisingly close but were always and forever infinitely far. But we do not comprehend, and we will always and forever seek that which we cannot have. The sands shift. What was once uncovered became buried and what was secure has now been compromised. We adjust to the everchanging landscape, hoping to get lucky. Some of us do; most of us don't. The parents chide us, motions to us, telling us not to look for that which we will never find. But we hold the image of those who succeed sacred, and we hammer out bronze and iron and copper plaques with their names etched and engraved forever to spur us on. And as with the theme of sand, we find our salvation elusive.

As we search, we uncover and cover things which we were not covered or uncovered prior to our disturbia. As gentle winds blow, we find the landscape also changes without our interference. Some things surface, others submerge. Some things are exposed to light, others are trapped in darkness. We observe this pheonomena and find fascination in it. Our curiosity overwhelms us and we can no longer be passive observers of this change, but become active, aggressive agents of change. we search for that which are partially revealed, and we eagerly dig them out. The sand does not like this interference; it struggles and resists, it does not give up its treasures easily. Our persistence sometimes triumphs, whilst at other times it fails. And so begins our battle, our tussle with sand; we seek to force it to give up its secrets, but it does not relinquish them freely. Our progress is uncertain, makeshift, shaky. Some days we find we have gained an inch; other days we lose a yard. But we persevere. Then, as it were, the parents bestow upon us a stuptor, and a hurricane blows over all which is obscured by sand. In a flash we find that we have scored an overwhelming victory, and all things have now come to light. Yet as we try to collect these things which are our spoils, we find our victory short-lived. Our hurricane is about to pass, and the sand threatens to obscure all once more. Desperately we try to gather everything we can, and we do.

But we have failed to notice something. As we have done all that we done, we find sand everywhere amongst us. Its grains are, as it were, ingrained within us, and we find that we cannot shake it off. So we are doomed, forever, to be sandmen. In more ways than one.

But did we not hear the parents motioning, begging, screaming for us to stop?

2007-08-29T23:35:00.000+08:00

What's the similarity of Ronald Chan and light?

The speed of light is damn imba.
The standard of Ronald Chan is damn imba.

Light behaves both like a wave and a particle.
Ronald Chan owns both in maths and sciences.

Light is bright.
Ronald Chan is bright.

Speed of light is unattainable.
The standard of Ronald Chan is unattainable.

Even if you're travelling at the speed of light, light will still travel at the speed of light.
Even if you're at the standard of Ronald Chan, Ronald Chan will still be at the standard of Ronald Chan.

2007-08-28T17:35:00.000+08:00

gehhh,why 71349?

and itachi's gonna DIE cause it's an unwritten rule in mangas/animes that the antagonist HAVE TO DIE.that's why even though itachi sama is ultra pro/bishii/whatever,he'll be killed,somehow.or perhaps he'll allow himself to be killed,just like what sasori did.hmm,anyway,i'm just glad that he'll last for at least two more chapters.yes.good mood till friday~

The Entry

2007-08-27T23:15:00.000+08:00

Wah civil war... make art not war! =D
lalala~ this is an entry that shall be entitled "The Entry"

Ok maybe not. maybe yes.

Who knows but this is quite fun
Mind-boggling exploits on the keyboard
An entry to cyberspace, or is it?
Lalala~ random stuff
Like holy ronald, or mature LX
Maybe even Brandon the Thinker
The Thinker by Rodin

One that makes me go on my knees if i'm ever lucky enough to see it.

I don't know if thats suppose to be a compliment.
But Rodin's dead. much like Itachi gonna be, according to pistachio nut.
Entered hell. maybe heaven. maybe an alternate dimension.

We won't know. Unless...
Nope, no unless. We'll never know.
Like how we don't know how many ppl we pissed off in the canteen with our bottles.
b t t t b pff k b t k t b pf

Lets not talk about sch
SPA, TUT, LEC, all 3 letter words
other than PW of course.
But all will end by this week.
Coconuts, Ping Pong and lots of love
Maybe a bit of nuts and fruits in between
The receipe to life
But is life a dish? I prefer it to be a milkshake.
Maybe its just another entry.

71349

2007-08-26T22:38:00.001+08:00

wah piang lixing. after ronald chan must say me. -.-

i think ppl who type bad things abt ppl on class blog are no-lifers.
the term ppl here includes lixing.

that erm, makes me one myself.

i'm not very bright.

i should shut up.

proceeds to bang head repeatedly on wall.

2007-08-26T16:35:00.000+08:00

I hate ppl who think that philosophy is interesting.
Ppl like brandon kwan who actually bothers to buy philo books and read them.
Ppl like brandon kwan who keeps on borrowing philo books from GL to read.
That's why these ppl are called philophiles.
They're sick-minded.
Unlike me, pure and innocent.

2007-08-23T12:12:00.000+08:00

ronald chan is childish!
he is very very childish!
super duper childish!
mega ultra childish!
giga tera childish

2007-08-22T18:08:00.000+08:00

Hey I made a friendster!!!
Lol.
Please add invite me as ur friend if you have friendster.
Thank You.
http://www.friendster.com/opusmagnum

movie movie movie!

2007-08-21T00:25:00.000+08:00

anyway i think yahoogroups is chao1 ji2 lag so i'll say it here instead...

want to go watch bourne ultimatum on saturday afternoon? pretty please please. yay!! we can all have another class adventure free of sandfly bites and rain.

08s06p wan4 sui4! banzai banzai!

andand we still need to buy a coconut XD

!!!

2007-08-21T00:16:00.000+08:00

oh no the blog is dying the blog is dying the blog is dying nooooooooo -sobs sobs sobs- cpr cpr cpr.

okay. i think this is most fitting for the class blog of 08s06p yeah.

the top 28 muggers of 08s06p. in order of merit:
(1) sun lixing
(2) sun lixing
(3) sun lixing
...
(26) sun lixing
(27) sun lixing
(28) sun lixing

congratulations to all those on the list! yay

(kk kidding ya.)

2007-08-17T23:10:00.000+08:00

lalalalalalalalalalalalala.

jin tian wo de xin qing hen hao.
zhao shang mei you assembly, yin wei tian kong overcast. mei you assembly, wo you ke yi you duo shi fen zhong lai mug wo de tutorial.
chem spa wo hen lei, suo yi shui le yi dian dian. xing lai le zuo chem spa. blur blur de. he celeste yi qi wan le yi xia acid he carbonate.
chem lecture wo bei sandwiched by the sexy leaf couple. shi zai shi chuan bu guo qi. geng ben mei you concentrate on lecture. bu guo lecturer zhen de hen boring.
ki wo men zai comp lab shang wang wan you xi.
guo hou zai canteen chi dong xi. qu library mug dao 6 dian ban ran hou hui jia.
shi fen lei. bu guo zhong yu zuo wan tutorial 8 le.
hui dao jia, cai chi le shi fen zhong de fan jiu qu church.

that's my day. thx.

2007-08-10T01:08:00.000+08:00

XD you guys sound like ure havingg fun! haha. im rlly envious rarrrrrrrr. while we're mugging our asses off here you guys are shopping and playing soccer. so please make sure you get souvenirs back for the class! because 6p is like the best class, so we deserve lots and lots and lots of stuff. and dont say no time to get, cos you guys shop like 2 hrs a day? XD.

and brandon kwan is a dumbass who can spell "opposite" properly. so why's he in cambridge? sheeeesh. some pple get all the luck (and the rich-ass parents.) XD. anywayy sex, dom, lz and brandon, the class misses all of youuu!

Letter from Cambridge

2007-08-09T04:57:00.000+08:00

Dear class,

how are you? how's everything? more importantly, how much do you guys miss me? its okay don't cry. i'll be back within a week's time. hope everything's fine and dandy over there. Enjoy your happy national day holidays over there !

cambridge is really fun and we only wish that u guys had rich parents like ours to send u guys over here too. and um, the grades that we have so that we can come here and slack off while u guys work ur asses off in singapore. the climate here's great. we barely perspire at all. and its pleasantly cool in the mornings while pleasantly warm in the afternoons and pleasantly cold in the evenings (translation: we freeze our asses off every morning n evening and we sweat like pigs in the afternoon). But its great for sports tho. Oh well. Not to mention that the shopping here's great. We came just in time for the summer sales and its winding down already but we managed to get loads and loads of stuff. I got a shirt from topman, fcuk, next, two umbro shorts and one more shirt i think. Lz got another whole bunch of stuff which i can't remember from where. But the stuff here's really good. Like really. The girls love this place cos we get like 2++ hrs of shopping practically everyday and there's plenty of stuff to see. Oh well. Wish you guys were here. =P

but the food here ain't really good tho. Lz has a theory about english cuisine. They take everything and dunk it in oil. So far the only things they haven't dunked in oil is smoked salmon which lz is a sucker for and their dessert, which is damn bloody good. Everything else's really fatty and i think i've put on 3297192 kg since coming over here. Oh and the rooms here are really scary. the first night we came here we were totally freaked. There's like two levels and each person sleeps on one level and they have weird nooks and crannies from which we half-expect to see something staring at us. And the stairs leading up to the second level is really really dangerous and steep and we are quite amazed no one has tripped and fallen and died yet. Or maybe someone has... *spooky laugter* oh well. So on the first night me and lz dragged the bed on the first level onto the second level and so we sleep next to each other since then. Quite amusing really. Oh and coming back to the food, each meal costs generally around 3.5 pounds, so it converts to around 12 spore bucks per meal. which is really expensive. The chinese takeout here was bad too i heard. Some of the humans people tried it and each meal cost 6 to 7 pounds which converts to around 20 bucks and it was nowhere near as good as spore standard. So we kinda realised how good the food is in singapore.

Lessons start at 9 am till 12.30 pm, at which point we chiong to the city centre and grab a sandwich for lunch and start shopping. we then meet up at 2.30 pm for some excursion (for the philo people) and we end at 4.30 pm, at which point we continu shopping till 6 pm. Then from 6 to maybe 7 is dinner, and 7 onwards we play football, frisbee, touch rugby, volleyball, board games, wii, psp, etc. this goes on until maybe 9, when we have our evening briefings. its quite unpredictable; if no one messed up today then we'll be praised like crazy, otherwise we just get scolded and tio curfew then cannot go out after 4.30. Anyway after the briefings we then generally go to do hw or stuff before going to bed. Actually i'm supposed to be doing my readings but lz's soaking up in the bath and i feel tempted to join him but i think we'll get reprimanded for having gay sex in the bath so i guess not. Oh well. He's reading some asterix and obelix book that he bought for his brother. I guess i have to go do my readings too. I'm reading another asterix and obelix book but lz doesn't know because i read when he ain't around. Shhh don't tell him. nah actually i doubt he really minds. XD

so yeah that's all me and lz have been doing so far. I think dom and sex have around the same schedule except that dom doesnt get to go on any excursions and he's really sad, and neither sex nor dom plays football or stuff. But they're having loads of fun too and they're shopping happily. We all have made loads of friends on this trip, and i think it was worth it. I thank god for giving me my rich-ass parents so that they could send me on this trip and make u guys go green with envy cos u guys can't be here with me. XD

i hit you. oppposite.

K that's it guys. Oh crap lz's back. He's looking from behind my shoulder now. Gotta go. CYA !!

2007-08-08T22:34:00.000+08:00

For the sake of our beloved CT rep (and my PW grp mate),

I shall make a post... on why we should give yihui a coconut for her present! =D

1. Coconut drinks cost a nice 2 dollars at ubin where we had our class camp.
2. Coconut has 3 syllables just like Chen Yihui.
3. To satisfy her inner obession with coconuts.
4. Coconuts are nice and round. As RI D&T teacher once said, curves are beautiful.
5. Coconut starts with "C". Chen Yihui starts with "C".
6. Coconut is a really interesting present that will remain etched in yihui's mind for a long time.
7. Last of all, Love makes the world go round. A coconut is round and to show our love, we give her a coconut!

hm, too lazy to think of more. back to work.

PS: We should draw a really scary A on the coconut. GP students should know why.

2007-08-08T11:04:00.000+08:00

Celebrating 100th post!!!! Yeah!
We "rock" and have "a lot" of class spirit.
Don't you guys think so?
Hahaha.

Anyway, our dear class rep chen yihui will be celebrating her bday 3 days later.
Anyone is interested in doing something about it?
An outing?
or at least a present?

Someone give suggestion pls.....

2007-08-04T23:16:00.000+08:00

National Day is coming. But hey since Ronald posted stories I must well follow suit.

1) This story is from someone else.

A man checked into a hotel. There was a computer in his room, so he decided to send an e-mail to his wife. However, he accidentally typed a wrong e-mail address, and without realizing his error, he sent the e-mail. Meanwhile, somewhere else, a widow had just returned from her husband's funeral. The widow decided to check her e-mail, expecting condolence messages from relatives and friends. After reading the first message, she fainted. The widow's son rushed into the room, found his mother on the floor, and saw the computer screen which read:

To:
My Loving Wife

Subject: I've Reached

Date: 16 May 2004

I know you're surprised to hear from me. They have computers here, and we are allowed to send e-mails to loved ones. I've just reached and have been checked in.I see that everything has been prepared for your arrival tomorrow.Looking forward to seeing you TOMORROW!

Your loving
Hubby

2) Another short story.

host: hey guys, let me talk to you about jokes!
audience: *LOL**LOL*
host: what? i haven't talked about jokes yet! why were you all laughing?!
audience: you said joke mah, expect us to laugh, so we laugh!

3) Seen this before. Credits to the person who thought of it.

Made in Japan

A Japanese man was in a hurry to go to the KLIA airport, so he took a Proton taxi. The taxi driver took his sweet time driving within the speed limit but the Jap was getting impatient. The following is their conversation on the way to the airport.

A Toyota Camry overtook the taxi.

Japanese: Look ...Toyota!! ...very fast!!!.... made in Japan! Proton...no good.... made in Malaysia .
Driver: yah.

After a few minutes a Nissan overtook the taxi.

Japanese: look.... look.... Nissan!!!..... very good!! very fast! made in Japan! Proton.... no good.... made in Malaysia
Driver: yah yah.

After a few minutes a Honda overtook the taxi.

Japanese: look... look.... look... Honda!!.... very GOOD!!....very fast!!....made in Japan! Proton...no good...made in Malaysia
Driver: yah yah yah.

Arriving at the airport,the Japanese is about to pay the taxi driver.

Japanese: How much?
Driver: RM150/-
Japanese: Oh... very expensive, you overcharge!
Driver: No .... look .... look .... Sony meter!!....very good!!.... very fast!.... Made in Japan!

joke

2007-08-04T00:05:00.000+08:00

wah haven't heard a good joke for damn long. so this one must say hahaha

a bird was flying in the same direction as an airplane parallel to it. then suddenly it drop and fell to the ground. why?
the airplane engine too noisy so it cover its ears.

imba cambridge convo.

2007-08-02T06:07:00.000+08:00

-= ckhm =- And finally allows us to die with pride. Cos you're my lulaloo. (: says: (5:48:25 AM)hellow
m©_qüåg says: (5:48:44 AM)oh my gosh
m©_qüåg says: (5:48:46 AM)how's cambridge?
-= ckhm =- And finally allows us to die with pride. Cos you're my lulaloo. (: says: (5:48:52 AM)crappy shit
m©_qüåg says: (5:48:58 AM)really? why?
-= ckhm =- And finally allows us to die with pride. Cos you're my lulaloo. (: says: (5:49:01 AM)my dumbass pw mate's with me and i hate him
m©_qüåg says: (5:49:08 AM)oh my gosh
m©_qüåg says: (5:49:11 AM)which idiot can tt be
m©_qüåg says: (5:49:14 AM)brandon kwan?
m©_qüåg says: (5:49:23 AM)i totally understand yeah...
-= ckhm =- And finally allows us to die with pride. Cos you're my lulaloo. (: says: (5:50:31 AM)NAHHHH.
-= ckhm =- And finally allows us to die with pride. Cos you're my lulaloo. (: says: (5:50:34 AM)that's me.
-= ckhm =- And finally allows us to die with pride. Cos you're my lulaloo. (: says: (5:50:38 AM)my pw mate.
-= ckhm =- And finally allows us to die with pride. Cos you're my lulaloo. (: says: (5:50:40 AM)u know
-= ckhm =- And finally allows us to die with pride. Cos you're my lulaloo. (: says: (5:50:45 AM)that arse.
-= ckhm =- And finally allows us to die with pride. Cos you're my lulaloo. (: says: (5:51:39 AM)ermmm
-= ckhm =- And finally allows us to die with pride. Cos you're my lulaloo. (: says: (5:51:40 AM)wad's his name
-= ckhm =- And finally allows us to die with pride. Cos you're my lulaloo. (: says: (5:51:43 AM)dominic?
m©_qüåg says: (5:52:13 AM)dominic....
m©_qüåg says: (5:52:22 AM)dominic seet?
m©_qüåg says: (5:52:25 AM)oh tt hot guy.........
-= ckhm =- And finally allows us to die with pride. Cos you're my lulaloo. (: says: (5:52:31 AM)....
m©_qüåg says: (5:52:32 AM)he's so cute =)
-= ckhm =- And finally allows us to die with pride. Cos you're my lulaloo. (: says: (5:52:33 AM)ur blind.
m©_qüåg says: (5:53:18 AM)no./...
m©_qüåg says: (5:53:23 AM)a lot of girls like him one...
-= ckhm =- And finally allows us to die with pride. Cos you're my lulaloo. (: says: (5:54:34 AM)...guys u mean.
m©_qüåg says: (5:54:49 AM)guys...
m©_qüåg says: (5:54:54 AM)not too sure abt tt one
m©_qüåg says: (5:54:59 AM)guys also ah
-= ckhm =- And finally allows us to die with pride. Cos you're my lulaloo. (: says: (5:54:59 AM)gals abhor him.
m©_qüåg says: (5:55:15 AM)only those tt their guys like himm©_qüåg says: (5:55:59 AM)(tell lz i can't accept the spastic blackbelts invitation)
-= ckhm =- And finally allows us to die with pride. Cos you're my lulaloo. (: says: (5:56:10 AM)ermmm why>
m©_qüåg says: (5:56:23 AM)just tell, he'll understand
m©_qüåg says: (5:56:25 AM)probably
m©_qüåg says: (5:56:32 AM)if he's a dedictated house member
m©_qüåg says: (5:56:39 AM)if
m©_qüåg says: (5:57:55 AM)i know many girls who are smitten with that dominic seet fellow
-= ckhm =- And finally allows us to die with pride. Cos you're my lulaloo. (: says: (5:58:04 AM)if.
-= ckhm =- And finally allows us to die with pride. Cos you're my lulaloo. (: says: (5:58:15 AM)he's queuing for the shower now lah.
-= ckhm =- And finally allows us to die with pride. Cos you're my lulaloo. (: says: (5:58:18 AM)hahahaha really.
-= ckhm =- And finally allows us to die with pride. Cos you're my lulaloo. (: says: (5:58:20 AM)name a few?
m©_qüåg says: (5:58:29 AM)name ah...
m©_qüåg says: (5:58:34 AM)seriouslu?
m©_qüåg says: (5:58:36 AM)seriously?
m©_qüåg says: (5:59:14 AM)which school u want
m©_qüåg says: (5:59:29 AM)rj, rgs, sngs
-= ckhm =- And finally allows us to die with pride. Cos you're my lulaloo. (: says: (5:59:52 AM)any lah.
-= ckhm =- And finally allows us to die with pride. Cos you're my lulaloo. (: says: (6:00:00 AM)bet u cant name any.
m©_qüåg says: (6:00:19 AM)i name also u might not know..
-= ckhm =- And finally allows us to die with pride. Cos you're my lulaloo. (: says: (6:01:22 AM)nonsense.
-= ckhm =- And finally allows us to die with pride. Cos you're my lulaloo. (: says: (6:01:25 AM)my sources so imba.
-= ckhm =- And finally allows us to die with pride. Cos you're my lulaloo. (: says: (6:01:28 AM)i know everyone in spore.
m©_qüåg says: (6:01:36 AM)ok fine......
m©_qüåg says: (6:01:37 AM)hmm...
m©_qüåg says: (6:01:41 AM)how abt
m©_qüåg says: (6:01:54 AM)let's go alphabetically

at which point the convo degenerated into accusations about not telling me that hien was quitting. quite farnie to talk abt stuff like that at 11 pm at nite. haha.

k guess most of u guys are like waking up by now. see ya soon !

2007-08-01T16:35:00.000+08:00

XD. im boredddd.

2007-07-28T12:19:00.000+08:00

yapari.aitsu wa shintenai.

class camp was okay i guess,but i really hate the mozzies.
-scratch scratch

2007-07-25T23:01:00.001+08:00

class adv camp tmrw. hope its fun!

2007-07-21T22:00:00.000+08:00

Scored poorly in Maths? Need some help? Fear not.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=owMjAbkU1eE

Try this.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mqq5TQbqmEo

Want more milk but have no money to buy your own?

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=85b1eI8UsDU

Tears.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rvY7NGncCgU

Credits to the respective videomakers.

2007-07-18T21:55:00.000+08:00

when stamford raffles held the mug
that calls us to be mugger
we faced the promos of the year
to ourselves all As
the mugger face and nerdy eyes
they led us to the tests
to reign supreme in A lvls
the sons of muggertoads
to mug for test rafflesians all
and let our pens all stirring
we'll get our As whatever tests
and keep our As all flying
let muggership and ronald chan
with one voice make us mug
auspicium muggerishy aevi
we've got to mug promos

2007-07-17T21:19:00.000+08:00

but ubin got mosquito =(

oh but got stars! yay. then the lone pairs can have date-ive covalent bonds with them =)

the happy porn star

2007-07-16T00:35:00.001+08:00

hahahahaha. i like macs better thn i like bk. hahahahaha. im happy im happy im happy. had a rlly bad week but happy nowwww. hahaha. happy happy happy happy happy. can everybody PLEASE go for class camp? PLEASEEEEEEEEEEE??? :)

Everyone wants me dead...

2007-07-15T22:08:00.000+08:00

wah piang thanks ah guys. all dreaming abt me dying. u guys good. watch out sia. humph.

anyway death isnt so scary wad. life's even worse. i think facing life is harder than facing death. at least with death there's a kind of comforting finality to it. with life, its just a monotonous dread, the constant and neverending fear of waking up the next day.

my toenail is falling apart ! when it does i bring to sch to show u guys okay. quite gross. XD

oh yes and erm. sorry for exploding at some ppl over the past week. wasn't feeling too good yeahh. plus i was sick so i'm excused. (: sorry kayy !!

last thing. i like this song soooo much. its my current fav ! (: so nice.

I Think God Can Explain - Splender

There's a lot of things I understand
And there's a lot of things that I don't want to know
But you're the only face I recognize
It's so damn sweet of you to look me in the eyes

It's alright, I'm ok
I think God can explain
I believe I'm the same
I get carried away
It's alright, I'm ok
I think God can explain
I'm relieved, I'm relaxed
I'll get over it, yeah

The scent of vaseline in the summertime
The feel of an ice cube melting over time
The world seems bigger than both of us
Yet it seems so small when I begin to cry

It's alright, I'm ok
I think God can explain
I believe I'm the same
I get carried away
It's alright, I'm ok
I think God can explain
I'm relieved, I'm relaxed
I'll get over it, yeah

I'm so much better than you guessed
I'm so much bigger than you guessed
I'm so much brighter than you guessed

It's alright, I'm ok
I think God can explain
I believe I'm the same
I get carried away
It's alright, I'm ok
I think God can explain
I'm relieved, I'm relaxed
I'll get off of your back

I think God can explain, I think God can explain
I think God can explain

so nice. ^^ happy.

yupp that's it from me. CYA !

2007-07-15T19:59:00.001+08:00

Actually I dreamt of brandon kwan quite some time ago and in my dream he died also haha.
I dreamt that we're having class reunion 10 years after our graduation. LOL.

People there are, me; ronald; brandon; kiaboon; ser zheng; dominic; shiqian; pl; lihsia and many more cannot rmb.

We went to chalet or something and stayed until very late. We ate, chatted and drank.

Brandon said he need to go back early to mug for his thesis paper or something. LOL
I said: you're drunk, cannot drive.
He said: can lah, i always drink and drive and nothing happened.
I said: okay loh, bb.

After he went off like 10 minutes, we heard car crash. And brandon kwan is dead down the road. HAHA. Actually I cried in the dream for him. See I'm such a gd friend of bkwy.

Anyway that's only the bkwy part of my class union dream. There're quite a few other things happened in the dream also.

Down with AIDS.

2007-07-15T16:45:00.000+08:00

Er..talking about AIDS, I dreamt that the real bkwy has contracted AIDS, together with another random person I know. But bkwy died first.

>< sorry this is so random. But I guess this shows that bkwy's promiscuous image is deeply rooted in my mind.

On the last note, I would like to congratulate myself for mugging quite hard this weekend. Thank you very much.

-yezi-

2007-07-15T00:02:00.000+08:00

naruto's better thn bleach. today was such a boring day. i woke up at 430pm. went to see doctor. got a jab came home stoned ate dinner. blogged stuff. rarrrrrr. hahaha. im sick. i think im down with aids. its always a danger whn ure job's like mine! hahaha

-celeste

2007-07-14T14:17:00.000+08:00

hmm.who cares about spongeb0b when there's itachi sama and deidara senpai.

NONSENSE. SPONGEBOB LOVES ME MORE.

2007-07-14T13:10:00.000+08:00

he likes it when i poke holes in him. rawrr. bet u can't do that. =P

2007-07-13T23:03:00.000+08:00

SPONGEBOB IS MY CLIENT. MINE.

-celeste

2007-07-11T22:31:00.001+08:00

I'm lame. Goodbye and sleep. Your life is a cycle. Why not 'life cycle'? -O-

The end of my post.

2007-07-11T17:32:00.000+08:00

unlike you guys, my life is boring shit. nthing else to say.

2007-07-09T21:41:00.000+08:00

What I did today.
6am: Wake up.
6:23am: Left the house.
Missed the 6:23am bus. Duh! Although the bus stop is just downstairs.
Next bus should come usually at 6:35am which will fetch me to sengkang to take 156 which arrives at 6:50am. 6:50am 156 will get me to school by 7:35am.
The stupid bus came at 6:39am.
Reached sengkang at 6:55am. 156 came at 6:59am.
Reached school at 6:45am.
Nvm, go canteen and eat breakfast.
School whole day.
1:30pm school finished, quickly rushed home.
Ate lunch. 3:00pm.
3pm to 6pm = intense mugging.
6pm to 7pm = basketball downstairs.
7pm to 8pm = bathe, dinner, newspaper.
8pm to 9:30pm = round 2 of intense mugging.
9:30pm = come online.

Today is a very revolutionary day for me.
I didn't,
1. play comp.
2. stoned in school doing nothing.
3. fall asleep during lectures.
4. stone in front of comp doing nothing.
5. sleep.
6. waste time.
7. surf porn.
I did,
1. mugging.
2. exercise.
3. read newspapers.
4. mugging during bus journey.

Thank you.

I know i had something to blog...

2007-07-08T00:52:00.000+08:00

...but i kinda lost my train of thot watching tv at the same time. so. erm. yeah. i shall now distract you from the lack of content in my post by typing out random verses from the bible which begin with the word "For".

Romans 8:howthehellmisupposedtormb
For I am convinced that neither death nor life, neither angels nor demons, neither the present nor the future, nor any powers, neither height nor depth, nor anything else in all creation will be able to separate us from the love that is in the Lord our God.

Somewhere in the bible
For god so loved the world that he gave his only son.

For... Oooohh bright light.

sorry. got distracted. actually i'm watching hot girls in bikinis on starmovies now and the bible and all that holy shit is kinda far from my mind now. HAWT. gosh they're so totally hot. *gushes* and they're wearing practically nothing OMG THEY"RE HAVING SEX. oh now they're surfing and they're wearing skintight stuff. okay i'm horny. hehh. sorreh.

okay nevermind.

anyway my day went like this:
woke up with two guys in the same bed as me. they're brothers.
one of the guys left at 1.30 leaving me in bed with his brother.
went lunch with the guy who stayed in bed with me.
went to lan till 10.
pei my friend go home.
chat at the bus stop till 12.
take taxi home.
watch tv.
go on comp.
check email.
log onto blogger.
type this shit.
go sleep at 2 after watching the hothothothothot girls.

okay byebye!

2007-07-06T21:24:00.001+08:00

okok i also blog.

today i woke up.
then i mugged.
then i went to school.
then i mugged.
then go for chem.
then got burnt by the sun instead of the fire.
then go for lecture.
mug.
finish lecture.
mug.
go home.
sleep.
quite interesting la.

2007-07-06T17:41:00.000+08:00

Fine. I blog.
Let me tell u what I did today. It's very very boring.

Woke up late for school. Nvm. Take bus man man lai.
Chem prac. Oh shit, forgot to hand in.
Fire drill. Nv put sunblock sianz.
Chem lec. Stone only.
KI watch movie, talk cock.

Went J8 for lunch, beef noodle.
Went home. Stone a bit. Surf internet (nope no porn).
Play games until now.
Later go out play basketball.
At night go church.
Come back watch zheng fen duo miao.
Then I will sleep.

Actually it's quite interesting hoh, to see what other ppl do. So next time u all can blog about what you do in the day.

Class Outing

2007-06-29T11:48:00.000+08:00

Heheheheh. -hic-

Yup so because Friday (today) is a bad day (for an outing) and tomorrow not many people can make it, the next class outing will be on Monday, which is Youth Day, which means you have no excuse not to come xD Especially since exams are over.

So. Be at Orchard Cineleisure at 1pm. Meet at the entrance, ya. We'll be going Kboxing, I think.

FYI:
[11:48] Lihsia: How much money are they expected to bring?
[11:48] Lixing: 20
[11:48] Lihsia: The cost of the thing itself is?
[11:49] Lixing: 12++, lunch 3++, 5++ incense money for the buddha, lixing =20++

So yep xD

--
On another note, now that the CTs are over, you're supposed to be able to blog here. So, post! Lalalalaalalalalala.

2007-06-25T21:44:00.000+08:00

Sigh! Poor thing.

2007-06-24T21:16:00.000+08:00

This is damn classic.

2007-06-22T19:59:00.000+08:00

Hey guys,

following what our almighty Allah has decreed, everyone must go class outing, but but...

I'm really overseas :(

I know, I'll be there in spirit xD

Anyhow best wishes to all of you for upcoming CTs, and do enjoy yourselves and take a good break after them!!

I'll miss you guys =D

2007-06-22T15:32:00.000+08:00

Due to popular demand, we're gonna have another class outing on FRIDAY 29th JUNE.

PLEASE DON'T GIVE STUPID EXCUSES SUCH AS:
1) I THINK IT WILL BE BORING.
2) SO FEW PPL GO.
3) I GOT CHURCH.
4) I GOT MOSQUE.
5) I NEED TO MUG FOR CT.
6) I NEED TO MUG FOR PROMOS.
7) I HATE THE CLASS.
8) I HAVE CCA.
9) I AM OVERSEAS.
10) MY GF/BF NOT GOING.
11) I NEED TO DO PW.

Details will be up soon. Attendance compulsory!!!

2007-06-21T16:33:00.000+08:00

Class outing pics!

Dreams.

2007-06-16T00:18:00.000+08:00

Ignore me i'm ranting.

the irrationality of dreams, yet its allure seduces us. and we are drawn to it like flies to the light, or vultures to carcasses.

dreams are but empty promises built on castles in the air. Seeped into the mortar and bricks is the notion of falsehood, of trickery, of delusion; its walls echo of laughter, hollow and empty, chortling at the naivete of unsuspecting visitors; the doors are old and worn, for there are many who frequent the passageways; and the castle hides its treasured collection of prisoners in its dungeons, masturbating their own reality, trying and trying to make reality conform to their insanity. yet one looks upon the facade of the castle, looming and mysterious and unattainable, and one falls into the trap of wanting to possess, to feel, to have a taste of its unique flavour. and so the castle never runs out of visitors, for there are many who will gladly waste away their lives to be in the dungeons of these castles.

and so i stand, at the moat of the castle, staring at the unpenetrable fortress. and i continue to stand and stare while others choose their fates.

because all i will do, all i can do, is to just stand and stare, while others, oblivious, continue to feed the Galactus we call dreams.

2007-06-14T21:55:00.000+08:00

You see, the power of allah is so great that he can do incredible things, beside the ability to start a religion with millions of worshippers praying to him on friday, he can also raise the dead.
Wow.
Here I am, raising our dead blog to life.

To brighten up our dark days of intense mugging, I shall bring you 10 lame/not really funny jokes submitted by kids probably in p sch.

What did one volcano say to the other?
I lava you!

What did Neptune say to Saturn?
Give me a ring sometime.

How does a rose ride a bike?
It pushes its pedals.

How does the barber cut Moon's hair?
E-clipse it.

What kind of tree fits into your hand?
Palm tree.

How do trees get onto the internet?
They log in.

What do computers like to eat?
Chips.

Who uninvented the airplane?
Wrong Brothers.

What kind of bus cross the ocean?
Christopher ColumBus.

What is the centre of gravity?
V.

2007-06-05T20:55:00.000+08:00

In case due to whatever reason you cant receive email from the class egroup.

The class outing will be on 20th of June!

It will be a K pool session.

Please please please try to keep the day free and have fun with the class.

For those muggers who whole day hibernate at home with your books, nv go out anywhere before except sch and home, nv take mrt before, nv go orchard before, nv k before, nv pool before, it's a good chance for u to have some real fun.

Meet at 12:30 at Somerset MRT.12:00 - 2:00 Class lunch. (so pls dun eat at home)2:00 - 7:00 K pool in Cuppage Plaza. (which i think will be less than 15 bucks each)7:00 - 8:30 Class dinner. (so dun tell mummy to cook for u at home)

Me and Yihui will be calling the class soon to confirm whether you can go or not. If you can't make it, we also can't help u coz it seems like 20th is the best date.

2007-06-01T18:00:00.000+08:00

Okay. The class outing will tentatively be on 20th Jun.
Any objections please raise in the tagboard.
If not, details will be coming up soon.

RONALD U MOFO.

2007-05-31T13:37:00.000+08:00

u must have been mother bored to do that lah pls.

and on a sidenote, anyone who uses any of the 23 reasons given by ronald will be labeled "mugger", "flirt", "no-lifer", "loser", "traitor" or whatever words come to mind at that point in time. or whenever in doubt, i'll just call you a "son/daughter of a ronald", which is like the worst insult ever.

=P

"23 good reasons for absence from class outing"

2007-05-30T15:51:00.000+08:00

in case someone needs them

1. the weather too hot
2. the air-con at home quite nice
3. not nice to leave mass convo suddenly
4. need to watch harry potter with girlfriend
5. busy on the phone with boyfriend
6. need to mug for ct
7. need to finish ten year series by end of june holidays
8. allergic to shopping centres
9. no money to play pool
10. allergic to sand on the beach
11. brandon-phobia
12. the bus broke down while on the way to class outing
13. handphone run out of batt need to go home and charge
14. og ask me out first
15. need to watch xiaoyuansuperstar
16. overslept
17. inbox flooded with email must clear
18. got rat (or the great big robot from outerspace) eat my lecture notes so need to photocopy
19. being alone can be much more interesting
20. camera spoil so need to go and buy
21. just watched horror movie so don't dare to step out of the house
22. need to find birthday present for girlfriend/boyfriend/-not sure-friend
23. lift spoil so kena stuck inside

;)

CLASS OUTING !!!!

2007-05-29T22:01:00.000+08:00

k la ignore my tag. i should be free all weekdays. only between 4th to 15th june i can only go out after 4. lol. so yeah. the rest should be okay.

well yeah. hope we get like everyone to the class outing yah. if anyone dun come better gimme like a list of 23 good reasons why u guys cant go. humph. *sulks*

kk that's it from me. sibeh tired. cya !!

2007-05-29T12:35:00.000+08:00

Class outing anyone?

List the days you're not free on the tagboard.

Then we see which days are common.

THIS IS COMPULSORY.

I'm not crazy.

2007-05-26T00:43:00.000+08:00

Happy holidays everyone! Don't procrastinate though! Must remember to mug VERY VERY hard ok? -No dirty thoughts.

Brandon Again-

2007-05-24T21:46:00.000+08:00

He really is too much.

2007-05-24T21:37:00.000+08:00

Can't believe bkwy fell into this again.........

2007-05-23T23:17:00.000+08:00

Brandon tells me of his relationship. (click to enlarge)

2007-05-23T22:19:00.000+08:00

Dang. GP rocks my socks. Big time.

Sense winter coming? I'm feeling it now. Some jokes by various people I have read/heard.

1) I have $10 and you have $10. Both of us are at a particular MRT station. Guess the name.

Answer: Commonwealth MRT station.

2) Mother Rat is going out for a week. She has 3 sons called Si Yi (wash clothes)Si Ku (wash pants) and Si Wa (wash socks). She found a pile of dung. And she warned them : Do not eat. After sometime, the dung was gone. Si Yi says 'Not me, after bathing, I do my homework'. Si Ku says 'Not me, after bathing, I play computer!' So, who ate it, and why?

Ans: Si Wa. (in hokkien, 'it's me.')

3) What was silence talking to the ear about?

Ans: Listen. (silent spelt backward).

4) When do atoms got charged? (hehehe... not a chemistry question.)

Ans: At the court.

5) How do you drive someone really mad?

Ans: Enclosing that person in a circular room, then ask him to find a corner to sit. =P

6) Why did a skeleton walk across the road?

Ans: To get to the body shop.

7) There are 10 bananas on the tree. One day a climber threw down banana. How many are left?

Ans: Still 10. The climber is called banana so he threw himself down.

8) A soldier was patrolling his area when he spotted an enemy. He took his gun and started to shoot. The enemy, knowing that he had been spotted, ran swiftly. While he was running, he stepped onto a ground mine. he think that if if he let go and run very fast away he won't be bombed. so, he counted to 3 and ran very fast. Why was he still bombed in the end?

Ans: He ran on the spot.

9) (from a maths book) 2 people are needed to dig 2 holes in 2 hours. How many people are needed to dig 1/2 a hole in 1/2 an hour?

Ans: Can you even dig half a hole in the 1st place? Impossible rite.

RONALD !!!

2007-05-23T05:42:00.000+08:00

RONALD PLS COME BACK TO CLASS I MISS U SO MUCH. ):

sniff.

2007-05-21T21:26:00.000+08:00

not sure can call a friend! then can call me =) i'm such a nice friend ^^

2007-05-21T10:26:00.001+08:00

Our PW group motto, "If you can't finish by Wednesday, finish it by Tuesday night".
Guess who said it?
a) Yihui
b) Benedict
c) Ronald
d) Lixing
e) Sagaana

2007-05-20T12:27:00.000+08:00

A Great Big Robot From Outerspace Ate My Homework

2007-05-18T23:19:00.000+08:00

concert was tiring,but not bad la.ah haha.got roses from allah and benedict and rants.fern didn't get anything,but heck,i'm grateful that he stayed all the way till seven just for the concert.

haha.yeah.thanks everybody who came for the concert.

actually the idea of free concert is kinda good right?i mean,it's free,you don't have to really compel people to come and watch.yeah.well see,next year's concert.

2007-05-17T20:51:00.000+08:00

Okay, finally can blog liao. Yessssssssss!

First is the evolution video!!!!!!!!!

Evolution

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Second is an essay done by my fellow countryman.